SoSuave's I'M DRUNK Thread

[BeDJ]

Sometimes, you just need to get a thought off your head.

 

[lurker73]

There's this girl, and I've done everything wrong- be too available to talk all the time, using gmail chat instead of talking, disclosing my actual shortcomings and insecurities to her. The thing is, I don't even like her that much- she is not that attractive to me. But the fact that she is so adamantly friendzoning me is bugging the crap out of me. If I can't even get a girl I'm not attracted to, how can I hope to get one of the attractive ones?

I tried explaining to her that spending all day at the beach with someone of the opposite sex is a date, but she insisted it was "hanging out". At one point the topic came up of whether she would date me, and I said, of course you can't because you have a boyfriend. And she goes, "But even if I didn't and then made a disgusted face. I said, "Well, it goes both ways," but I still felt major disrespect there. Why would I want to "hang out" with someone who's not even attracted to me? I think male and female "friendships" are a sham anyway. But she was giving other signs that she was attracted to me, so it's mixed signals- major game playing from this girl.

I'm afraid I am a beta orbiter and a chump, and she's just using me for her emotional needs that her boyfriend won't give her. I'm like her fvcking gay friend. I don't like it. And again, I'm not even attracted to her. What the fvck is wrong with me for fvck's sakes. It just feels rude if the chat box comes on and it's her and I don't answer.

Any time a man and a woman go out to do something alone, it's a date. I don't care what anybody else says. Whenever a woman says it's just "hanging out", that doesn't mean it's not a date- that just means the woman is going to act like a douche during the date. She's basically disrespecting you by saying, "I don't think you're sexually attractive."

Fvck it.

 

[user43770]

I'm pretty hammered right now. Alcohol will probably be what kills me. Fvck the naysayers, I did what I loved and what made me happy. Happiness is all that matters.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I'm only half in the bag, so my post probably won't make much sense here.

Took the kid to go see Elysium tonight....let me tell you, I like Matt Damon, If I was gay I'm sure I'd be jerking it to him. That being said, it was the biggest cliche filled, over endulged, piece of $hit movie I ever saw. I can't see how these actors constantly get put in these $hit movies, then somehow go on with their lives. It was a joke. Fvcking crap.

EDIT: and how come the moderator's forum never has any posts in it? Don't they want to talk about moderator stuff???

 

[BeDJ]

Not

 

[BeDJ]

a good

 

[BeDJ]

idea.

 

[user43770]

I'm only half in the bag, so my post probably won't make much sense here.

Took the kid to go see Elysium tonight....let me tell you, I like Matt Damon, If I was gay I'm sure I'd be jerking it to him. That being said, it was the biggest cliche filled, over endulged, piece of $hit movie I ever saw. I can't see how these actors constantly get put in these $hit movies, then somehow go on with their lives. It was a joke. Fvcking crap.

EDIT: and how come the moderator's forum never has any posts in it? Don't they want to talk about moderator stuff???

I just checked in and realized how depressing my post was. You completely made up for it. Hilarious.

And yeah, Elysium is a straight up propaganda flick.

 

[TheStig]

This is a great idea for a thread! I'm surprised one like this hasn't shown up sooner.

 

[Purefilth]

EDIT: and how come the moderator's forum never has any posts in it? Don't they want to talk about moderator stuff???

The posts are shy - they run and hide unless you sing them nursery rhymes.

Then they fall asleep and you can catch them and read them while theyre napping

 

[BeDJ]

Am I the only one here that takes the path of least resistance?

Let's say you were at a bar and knew this HB6 would bang. On the other hand, there is an 8 that you might have a shot with, but takes much more work and it's 50/50. Which would you go after?

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Am I the only one here that takes the path of least resistance?

Let's say you were at a bar and knew this HB6 would bang. On the other hand, there is an 8 that you might have a shot with, but takes much more work and it's 50/50. Which would you go after?

No, you're pretty much like a good friend of mine. He just wants to get laid. And he gets mad at me when I don't want to go out and meet a set of 5's. I tell him: "I'd like to help you out buddy, and be a wing man and take one for the team, but the girl you're trying to get is also a 5. The jumping on the grenade rule doesn't apply here. Unlike you, my d1ck doesn't move when I look at a 5 walking across the room."

He's 36, I've known him since I was 8, he's had certifiable 10's but he's also probably been the only one I know who's banged a 1.

You're screwed BDJ.

 

[BeDJ]

Fighting words Weak&Amputee,

If you have those high standards, I absolutely congratulate you to come home with d!ck in hand. I'm glad that you can pass up a guaranteed 6. Maybe you don't like random fvcks and looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with?

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Fighting words Weak&Amputee,

If you have those high standards, I absolutely congratulate you to come home with d!ck in hand. I'm glad that you can pass up a guaranteed 6. Maybe you don't like random fvcks and looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with?

Your scale or my scale?

I've seen what you consider an HB10...and let me tell you, I'd hate to see what you consider an HB6.

 

[BeDJ]

I've seen what you consider an HB10...and let me tell you, I'd hate to see what you consider and HB6.

My HB6 (would bang)

http://imgur.com/mQTa0pr

I don't rate woman in their 30's or with kids.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I don't rate woman in their 30's or with kids.

Wait 12 years.

That chick seemed like a solid 6, could be a 7 if her body was on point. Either way....yes.

 

[BeDJ]

Wait 12 years.

That chick seemed like a solid 6, could be a 7 if her body was on point. Either way....yes.

To be the same age as you?

I'll openly ask you now, do you not think you can attract an HB7 with no kids or baggage?

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

To be the same age as you?

I'll openly ask you now, do you not think you can attract an HB7 with no kids or baggage?

Yes, of course. I just get along with more mature women though, you know, women my age. Most of them have some baggage, it's okay though, so do I

I banged a 24 year a month ago that I picked up from a bar....cute as hell, no kids, never been married. She was a little thicker than I like but still good. I met up with her the other day and she gained 10 lbs...at least. I should have realized it when she ordered cheese sticks when we first met. Bad news, I ended up making an excuse to leave.

I'd rather take a 35 year old who has a kid and her $hit together. Works out everyday, sophisticated, fake boobies, money....knows what a man wants, doesn't fvck around.

That's just me though....

 

[BeDJ]

Damn, that gives me fvcking motivation for the future...Dude you are such a buzzkill!

Are you telling me that women in their 20's are nearly off limits for men in their late 30's? Jesus christ, if that's the case, I'm dedicating myself to going out 8 nights a week!

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Damn, that gives me fvcking motivation for the future...Dude you are such a buzzkill!

Are you telling me that women in their 20's are nearly off limits for men in their late 30's? Jesus christ, if that's the case, I'm dedicating myself to going out 8 nights a week!

Are you always b1tching and crying? Seriously??

Get the fvck out of here.

EDIT: Not a good idea