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[Alle_Gory]

a group of carolers, telling them to "keep it down". Immediately realizing that this group of carolers were in fact...

...clones of John McCain and Sarah Palin. As they sang of baby Jesus...

 

[Pathgen]

... they noticed that the Palin clone was pitching a tent in her pants and while the McCain clone suddenly simotaneously realized that he was missing his set of tools (while looking at Palin). the cloning scientists had gotten the sexes wrong which meant....

 

[Da Realist]

...Hillary actually stained Bill's dress while Monica vidoetaped a pig raping a goat, resulting in the creation of...

 

[AlexTheGreat]

...the next hit video on YouTube. With this horrible discovery of who their past presidents had actually been, Americans decided to ...

 

[Darth]

elect Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris takes over Mexico and Canada and colonizes Mars during his first week in the White House.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

But when Andy came back from his 40 days in the desert after the transgender war, and survived the wrath of TouchMeThere, he became the man everyone was attracted to. Everyone... including Master of the Universe Chuck Norris.

Chuck proceeded to offer Andy a cigar and pulled the most widely frowned upon ....

 

[penkitten]

But when Andy came back from his 40 days in the desert after the transgender war, and survived the wrath of TouchMeThere, he became the man everyone was attracted to. Everyone... including Master of the Universe Chuck Norris.

Chuck proceeded to offer Andy a cigar and pulled the most widely frowned upon ....

everyone that didnt go vote yesterday, and then

 

[AlexTheGreat]

he unleashed the now forceful mangina armies onto the hordes of voting virgins. The massacre was terrible, yet Chuck Norris enjoyed the show. Andy couldn't take the hit however and decided to ...

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Andy had just had his first taste of the Dark Side. Whenever he would be walking from now on, an Imperial March would be breaking the silence. This only brought him more strength and conviction in order to ...

 

[penkitten]

overthrow the king to become the next...

 

[AlexTheGreat]

human dildo to please every woman, forging a circle of worshipping ....

 

[In Motion]

penis to explode in a horrible sea of holy fire...

 

[ExcelNPrevail]

only later to give light to his sex change operation that he always wanted, since he now has a vagina, but he wants to change his face so he goes to the.....

 

[penkitten]

magazine stand to see who is the prettiest chick on the cover, and then rushes off to

 

[Zaraza]

To her new highschool where hundreds of young average men are drooling over anything that has a hole. This new direction leads her to find...

 

[Zaraza]

Paris hilton.....

 

[AlexTheGreat]

.... and tries to f-close her within 2 minutes of approaching her. To his biggest surprise, she accepts. So he goes "huh what? You're not supposed to say that" and leaves.

Andy stares in awe, but even his now feminine looks could not stop him from trying. He picks up where ElStud left off and ...

 

[ExcelNPrevail]

...squeezes paris mosquito bite sized nipp1es into a pulp and continues to slowly moves his hand to........

 

[AlexTheGreat]

... Andy felt a weird vibration in the purse and heard a little growl. Taking his eyes away from the mosquito bites and throwing them into the bag, he saw Paris' dog with a dildo stuck up her ass really enjoying the shakes of the snake-shaped rotating shaft.