"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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a group of carolers, telling them to "keep it down". Immediately realizing that this group of carolers were in fact...
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...clones of John McCain and Sarah Palin. As they sang of baby Jesus...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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... they noticed that the Palin clone was pitching a tent in her pants and while the McCain clone suddenly simotaneously realized that he was missing his set of tools (while looking at Palin). the cloning scientists had gotten the sexes wrong which meant....
 
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...Hillary actually stained Bill's dress while Monica vidoetaped a pig raping a goat, resulting in the creation of...
 
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...the next hit video on YouTube. With this horrible discovery of who their past presidents had actually been, Americans decided to ...
 
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elect Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris takes over Mexico and Canada and colonizes Mars during his first week in the White House.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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But when Andy came back from his 40 days in the desert after the transgender war, and survived the wrath of TouchMeThere, he became the man everyone was attracted to. Everyone... including Master of the Universe Chuck Norris.

Chuck proceeded to offer Andy a cigar and pulled the most widely frowned upon ....
 
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But when Andy came back from his 40 days in the desert after the transgender war, and survived the wrath of TouchMeThere, he became the man everyone was attracted to. Everyone... including Master of the Universe Chuck Norris.

Chuck proceeded to offer Andy a cigar and pulled the most widely frowned upon ....
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everyone that didnt go vote yesterday, and then
 
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he unleashed the now forceful mangina armies onto the hordes of voting virgins. The massacre was terrible, yet Chuck Norris enjoyed the show. Andy couldn't take the hit however and decided to ...
 
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Andy had just had his first taste of the Dark Side. Whenever he would be walking from now on, an Imperial March would be breaking the silence. This only brought him more strength and conviction in order to ...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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only later to give light to his sex change operation that he always wanted, since he now has a vagina, but he wants to change his face so he goes to the.....
 
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magazine stand to see who is the prettiest chick on the cover, and then rushes off to
 
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To her new highschool where hundreds of young average men are drooling over anything that has a hole. This new direction leads her to find...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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.... and tries to f-close her within 2 minutes of approaching her. To his biggest surprise, she accepts. So he goes "huh what? You're not supposed to say that" and leaves.

Andy stares in awe, but even his now feminine looks could not stop him from trying. He picks up where ElStud left off and ...
 
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... Andy felt a weird vibration in the purse and heard a little growl. Taking his eyes away from the mosquito bites and throwing them into the bag, he saw Paris' dog with a dildo stuck up her ass really enjoying the shakes of the snake-shaped rotating shaft.
 
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