"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Soo...you wanna stop masterbating?

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None of this 60 day no masterbation stuff. Appearently men have 45 day circadian rythems. Stop choking it for 45 days and youll be in a better mood...do it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you spelled masturbating wrong
 

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piranha45 said:
you spelled masturbating wrong
Thank you for pointing that out...im a retard. I promote you to the sosuav spell checkur teem.
 

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The longest I ever went without masturbating was 14 years. The second longest I think was about 2 weeks, after which my balls were going to explode.
 

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damn im good
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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oakraiderz2 said:
None of this 60 day no masterbation stuff. Appearently men have 45 day circadian rythems. Stop choking it for 45 days and youll be in a better mood...do it.
Circadian rythem is 23 hours for every human.
 

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The longest I ever went without masturbating was 14 years. The second longest I think was about 2 weeks, after which my balls were going to explode.

haha damn it you almost fooled me with the 14 yrs :crazy:

BUT I GOT IT...that makes TWO of us who didnt jaghl for 14 years.
 

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:
Circadian rythem is 23 hours for every human.
Yea, thats what i thought. I dont remember exactly what its called sooo...everyone else can hopefully come bash what i said.
 

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You're probably thinking of "tau," which varies between individuals around 23 hours. If on vacation you constantly find yourself going to bed late and sleeping in, yours might be longer than 24 hours. If naturally fall asleep and wake up early, it might be on the shorter end (like around 22).

There might be hormonal cycle in guys that usually lasts about 45 days -- not sure what it might be though.
 

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I stopped masturbating like 3 months ago, and he's right, I feel so much better. My mood is insanely good, I'm getting all kinds of girls and i'm actually noticing the differences.

Sometimes I remind myself "Dude, that's all you had to do was stop masturbating? You should've done this a LONG time ago."

Trust me, i'm the ****ing man now, I was such a puss a couple years ago. Just stop jacking off and you will become the clear thinking individual you want to be.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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T Money said:
I stopped masturbating like 3 months ago, and he's right, I feel so much better. My mood is insanely good, I'm getting all kinds of girls and i'm actually noticing the differences.

Sometimes I remind myself "Dude, that's all you had to do was stop masturbating? You should've done this a LONG time ago."

Trust me, i'm the ****ing man now, I was such a puss a couple years ago. Just stop jacking off and you will become the clear thinking individual you want to be.

That's what works for you, but you can't generalize.
I'm saying this because when I don't masturbate for 3-4 days, I usually feel worse in lots of aspects and I also do worse with ladies (nothing to do with neediness, since I already have a girlfriend and we fùck more than 10 times a week).
Nonetheless, if I masturbate right before going to bed, the morning after I feel a lot more tired than if I hadn't done it, while this doesn't happen with sex.

I usually masturbate daily, but I've gone through periods when I used to masturbate ON AVERAGE 3-4 times a day for an entire month (not to mention that I fùcked my girlfriend a dozen times a week). I remember I had an even greater sex drive back then.

It seems that the more I have sex, the more I feel the urge to masturbate.

Strange thing, if I live with someone else (meaning there is someone else who sleeps in my same room), I can go on without masturbating and without having sex as much as I want.
 

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Charm&Style said:
haha damn it you almost fooled me with the 14 yrs :crazy:

BUT I GOT IT...that makes TWO of us who didnt jaghl for 14 years.
Hey, let's not jack off together! Whaddaya say?
 

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That ALMOST sounds gay, until you think about it. Then it sounds pretty straight.

But then again, it does sound gay if you REALLY think about it. Ya know?
 

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Create Reality said:
Hey, let's not jack off together! Whaddaya say?

Im Down To Rub Yours... Whaddaya say?


Oh sh!t. I Didnt Say It Right Huh?


:cry:


Tanx for making me look like homo in so suave forum. :(
 

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It was supposed to be making fun of something Diablo said

QUEERS!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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