"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Songs that cracks u up

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Know a couple of good songs?

Here are some that I can think of:

Tenacious D - Fvck her gently

Tenacious D- Kielbasa Sausage

Uses of the word Fvck- Adam Sandler

Drinking in the woods- Jimmy Fallon

Tenacious D- With Karate I'll kick your ass

The @$$hole Song- Jimmy Buffet
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Almost everything form the Bloodhound Gang.

A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

I Hope You Die

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Girls

Three Point One Four

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Those are all funny as hell.
 
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Wierd Al.
 
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The funniest song I've ever heard has to be R Kelly's "Feelin' on Your Booty". The whole song is about booty and it's so ****in hilarious, especially when you take into account R Kelly's reputation. He keeps singing "booty" over and over again and it's hysterical.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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look for a song by a guy who calls himself Twisted Mister.

The song is called "suck me off"

hillarious
 
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