“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Songs that cracks u up

Roly

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Know a couple of good songs?

Here are some that I can think of:

Tenacious D - Fvck her gently

Tenacious D- Kielbasa Sausage

Uses of the word Fvck- Adam Sandler

Drinking in the woods- Jimmy Fallon

Tenacious D- With Karate I'll kick your ass

The @$$hole Song- Jimmy Buffet
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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immrtlwun

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Almost everything form the Bloodhound Gang.

A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

I Hope You Die

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Girls

Three Point One Four

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Those are all funny as hell.
 

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Wierd Al.
 

So Many Ways

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The funniest song I've ever heard has to be R Kelly's "Feelin' on Your Booty". The whole song is about booty and it's so ****in hilarious, especially when you take into account R Kelly's reputation. He keeps singing "booty" over and over again and it's hysterical.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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look for a song by a guy who calls himself Twisted Mister.

The song is called "suck me off"

hillarious
 
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