"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Songs that cracks u up

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Know a couple of good songs?

Here are some that I can think of:

Tenacious D - Fvck her gently

Tenacious D- Kielbasa Sausage

Uses of the word Fvck- Adam Sandler

Drinking in the woods- Jimmy Fallon

Tenacious D- With Karate I'll kick your ass

The @$$hole Song- Jimmy Buffet
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Almost everything form the Bloodhound Gang.

A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

I Hope You Die

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Girls

Three Point One Four

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Those are all funny as hell.
 
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The funniest song I've ever heard has to be R Kelly's "Feelin' on Your Booty". The whole song is about booty and it's so ****in hilarious, especially when you take into account R Kelly's reputation. He keeps singing "booty" over and over again and it's hysterical.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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look for a song by a guy who calls himself Twisted Mister.

The song is called "suck me off"

hillarious
 
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