"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

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igotsthabootyfeva

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I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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protienpowder

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Lol. I think you're alittle too obsessed with butts dude.
 
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Teflon_Mcgee

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That's funny. I thought it was going to be a gay emo post.
I'm seriously cracking up. :)
 
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Scrumtulescence

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Earlier today I was walking down my alley, and I saw a condom floating around in a puddle, with the wind moving it about. I pulled out my camcorder and filmed it for a number of minutes, before I just broke down and cried at the beauty of the moment.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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realsmoothie

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igotsthabootyfeva said:
I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
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He kind of has a point... there is a LOT of butt out there... WAY more than any one of us could handle even if we were the Ferrari of DJ's.

Walking downtown in the summer sometimes just makes me want to have a fit... SO MUCH SKIN running around.
 
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spesmilitis

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lol!

I have that problem too during halloween. So many girls showing off their awesome butts. . . .
 
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