"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

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igotsthabootyfeva

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I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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protienpowder

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Lol. I think you're alittle too obsessed with butts dude.
 
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Teflon_Mcgee

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That's funny. I thought it was going to be a gay emo post.
I'm seriously cracking up. :)
 
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Earlier today I was walking down my alley, and I saw a condom floating around in a puddle, with the wind moving it about. I pulled out my camcorder and filmed it for a number of minutes, before I just broke down and cried at the beauty of the moment.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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realsmoothie

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igotsthabootyfeva said:
I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
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He kind of has a point... there is a LOT of butt out there... WAY more than any one of us could handle even if we were the Ferrari of DJ's.

Walking downtown in the summer sometimes just makes me want to have a fit... SO MUCH SKIN running around.
 
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spesmilitis

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lol!

I have that problem too during halloween. So many girls showing off their awesome butts. . . .
 
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