"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

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igotsthabootyfeva

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I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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protienpowder

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Lol. I think you're alittle too obsessed with butts dude.
 
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Teflon_Mcgee

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That's funny. I thought it was going to be a gay emo post.
I'm seriously cracking up. :)
 
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Scrumtulescence

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Earlier today I was walking down my alley, and I saw a condom floating around in a puddle, with the wind moving it about. I pulled out my camcorder and filmed it for a number of minutes, before I just broke down and cried at the beauty of the moment.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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realsmoothie

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igotsthabootyfeva said:
I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
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He kind of has a point... there is a LOT of butt out there... WAY more than any one of us could handle even if we were the Ferrari of DJ's.

Walking downtown in the summer sometimes just makes me want to have a fit... SO MUCH SKIN running around.
 
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spesmilitis

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lol!

I have that problem too during halloween. So many girls showing off their awesome butts. . . .
 
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