Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

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igotsthabootyfeva

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I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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protienpowder

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Lol. I think you're alittle too obsessed with butts dude.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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That's funny. I thought it was going to be a gay emo post.
I'm seriously cracking up. :)
 

Scrumtulescence

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Earlier today I was walking down my alley, and I saw a condom floating around in a puddle, with the wind moving it about. I pulled out my camcorder and filmed it for a number of minutes, before I just broke down and cried at the beauty of the moment.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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realsmoothie

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igotsthabootyfeva said:
I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
He kind of has a point... there is a LOT of butt out there... WAY more than any one of us could handle even if we were the Ferrari of DJ's.

Walking downtown in the summer sometimes just makes me want to have a fit... SO MUCH SKIN running around.
 

spesmilitis

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lol!

I have that problem too during halloween. So many girls showing off their awesome butts. . . .
 
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