"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

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igotsthabootyfeva

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I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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protienpowder

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Lol. I think you're alittle too obsessed with butts dude.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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That's funny. I thought it was going to be a gay emo post.
I'm seriously cracking up. :)
 

Scrumtulescence

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Earlier today I was walking down my alley, and I saw a condom floating around in a puddle, with the wind moving it about. I pulled out my camcorder and filmed it for a number of minutes, before I just broke down and cried at the beauty of the moment.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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realsmoothie

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igotsthabootyfeva said:
I saw the movie American Beauty the other day, this one quote stuck me: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

I feel the same way, except with butts

"Sometimes there's so much booty in the world I feel like I can't take it"

Anyone else know what I'm saying? Like, whens theirs two or more butts I wanna check out, but their standing in different locations, so I can't check out all the butts at the same time and I have to choose which one I wanta look at. :(
He kind of has a point... there is a LOT of butt out there... WAY more than any one of us could handle even if we were the Ferrari of DJ's.

Walking downtown in the summer sometimes just makes me want to have a fit... SO MUCH SKIN running around.
 

spesmilitis

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lol!

I have that problem too during halloween. So many girls showing off their awesome butts. . . .
 
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