"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i was at my college yesterday in the advising office waiting to talk to an advisor. there was one blonde girl who was pretty cute talking to one of her friends. well from another room this hot milf who is on the staff walks out. naturaly, i check her out. whats funny is the woman passed behind the blonde girl so when i was looking at her the blonde girl looked at me thinking i was looking at her, but she saw that i was looking at the milf, she even turned to look at what i was looking at. all of a sudden the blonde girl starts playing with her hair and looks generally disinterested in what her friend was talking about. i didnt talk to them cause i just wanted to get out of there but i just thought it was silly. have a good day
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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dont let her get away...

hahahahaha!!:crackup: dude... next time you see that blonde girl, get her number and arrange a date with her! d@mn boy! GET IN THERE!:D

P.S.: Read my sig!


Laterz...
 
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This one time a really hot girl walked past me and I looked at her feet and noticed her shoes were untied. I think she followed my eyes because she stopped and tied her shoes! OMG! She obviously wants me bad. The next time I see her I'm gonna totally invade her personal space!

That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
 
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Originally posted by drZaius09
This one time a really hot girl walked past me and I looked at her feet and noticed her shoes were untied. I think she followed my eyes because she stopped and tied her shoes! OMG! She obviously wants me bad. The next time I see her I'm gonna totally invade her personal space!

That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
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hahahahaha :crackup:

i know it's crazy...

this one time i was pumping gas and i turn around to see this hot girl at pump next to mine...

and guess what, she's pumping the exact same grade of fuel ...at that point my jaw dropped because i knew we were meant for each other
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol yeah this is a funny forum.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ROFL pvssy, grow balls get numbers, bang chicks, then report your funny story here
 
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