i was at my college yesterday in the advising office waiting to talk to an advisor. there was one blonde girl who was pretty cute talking to one of her friends. well from another room this hot milf who is on the staff walks out. naturaly, i check her out. whats funny is the woman passed behind the blonde girl so when i was looking at her the blonde girl looked at me thinking i was looking at her, but she saw that i was looking at the milf, she even turned to look at what i was looking at. all of a sudden the blonde girl starts playing with her hair and looks generally disinterested in what her friend was talking about. i didnt talk to them cause i just wanted to get out of there but i just thought it was silly. have a good day
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
something funny...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
This one time a really hot girl walked past me and I looked at her feet and noticed her shoes were untied. I think she followed my eyes because she stopped and tied her shoes! OMG! She obviously wants me bad. The next time I see her I'm gonna totally invade her personal space!
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
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Hahahahahaha that was funny
drZaius09 hahahah lol
drZaius09 hahahah lol
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hahahahaha :crackup:
i know it's crazy...
this one time i was pumping gas and i turn around to see this hot girl at pump next to mine...
and guess what, she's pumping the exact same grade of fuel ...at that point my jaw dropped because i knew we were meant for each other
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.