i was at my college yesterday in the advising office waiting to talk to an advisor. there was one blonde girl who was pretty cute talking to one of her friends. well from another room this hot milf who is on the staff walks out. naturaly, i check her out. whats funny is the woman passed behind the blonde girl so when i was looking at her the blonde girl looked at me thinking i was looking at her, but she saw that i was looking at the milf, she even turned to look at what i was looking at. all of a sudden the blonde girl starts playing with her hair and looks generally disinterested in what her friend was talking about. i didnt talk to them cause i just wanted to get out of there but i just thought it was silly. have a good day
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This one time a really hot girl walked past me and I looked at her feet and noticed her shoes were untied. I think she followed my eyes because she stopped and tied her shoes! OMG! She obviously wants me bad. The next time I see her I'm gonna totally invade her personal space!
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
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Hahahahahaha that was funny
drZaius09 hahahah lol
drZaius09 hahahah lol
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hahahahaha :crackup:
i know it's crazy...
this one time i was pumping gas and i turn around to see this hot girl at pump next to mine...
and guess what, she's pumping the exact same grade of fuel ...at that point my jaw dropped because i knew we were meant for each other
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.