i was at my college yesterday in the advising office waiting to talk to an advisor. there was one blonde girl who was pretty cute talking to one of her friends. well from another room this hot milf who is on the staff walks out. naturaly, i check her out. whats funny is the woman passed behind the blonde girl so when i was looking at her the blonde girl looked at me thinking i was looking at her, but she saw that i was looking at the milf, she even turned to look at what i was looking at. all of a sudden the blonde girl starts playing with her hair and looks generally disinterested in what her friend was talking about. i didnt talk to them cause i just wanted to get out of there but i just thought it was silly. have a good day
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
something funny...
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This one time a really hot girl walked past me and I looked at her feet and noticed her shoes were untied. I think she followed my eyes because she stopped and tied her shoes! OMG! She obviously wants me bad. The next time I see her I'm gonna totally invade her personal space!
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
That reminds me of another funny story when I was getting coffee. I ordered mine with extra sugar, and then this really hot girl behind me ordered hers with extra sugar!! I took that as an invitation to force myself on her for the next 15 minutes.
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Hahahahahaha that was funny
drZaius09 hahahah lol
drZaius09 hahahah lol
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hahahahaha :crackup:
i know it's crazy...
this one time i was pumping gas and i turn around to see this hot girl at pump next to mine...
and guess what, she's pumping the exact same grade of fuel ...at that point my jaw dropped because i knew we were meant for each other
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.