Somebody should....

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...someone should ban women who don't give head

Someone should make that a requirement for women in order for them to become feminist...

 

[backbreaker]

someone should ban porn that takes too long to get to the action

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Someone should tell women with muffin tops that they should not wear low rise jeans.

 

[backbreaker]

what's a muffin top? is it the same as a the biscut right whe..oh i get it.. never mind

someone should tell guys to stop trying to date women after they justify why they "had to" cheat on their last 10 boyfriends

 

[RedPill]

Someone should tell women with muffin tops that they should not wear low rise jeans.

Someone should go around with a red permanent marker and draw a big X on exposed muffin tops. Better yet, they should draw a circle with a slash through it, like one would see on a "no parking" or "no smoking" sign... as if to advise the general public that "muffin tops are prohibited here."

 

[backbreaker]

someone should make thoose glow in the dark stamps and stamp them on womens heads so when you go in the club, it will light up on their forehead

"easy"

"Aids"

"claps"

"doesn't give head"

etc

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Someone should tell women that if they must bring a handbag or purse on a date, they should also have some money in it.

 

[grinder]

…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..

 

[oakraiderz2]

actually I kinda dig flip flops on the right girl.. she has to have pretty feet though

I agree.

 

[Sinistar]

Someone should create an universal stamp that does the big red X and the green glow in the dark "easy","aids","clap",...

 

[RedPill]

Someone should direct millions of dollars of capital toward the development of the STD breathalyzer.

 

[backbreaker]

…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..

:rockon:

somebody should make it a constitutional amendment that the dave chapelle show and the sopranos have to air a new eposide every week

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..

Ohhhhhh... I'm going to bring up this concept in class tomorrow! This will certainly spur a good conversation!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Someone should direct millions of dollars of capital toward the development of the STD breathalyzer.

How about something like those portable drug identification kits that cops carry. Get some of her saliva, put it in the kit, if it turns blue, turn and run quick!

 

[Roly]

Somebody should invent Solar Powered Cars...damn gas prices.

 

[Bonhomme]

I also give flip-flops the thumbs-up. I'd rather the gal have sexy feet than sexy shoes. But some of those hippie shoes (Birkenstocks and what not) are pretty damn ugly.

OK ... Someone should ban those ugly hippie shoes.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Somebody should stop Hollywood from making movies where guys dress up as overweight women. Eddy Murphy, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta and a few others should be taken out back and throttled.

 

[Docs]

Someone should make the day longer

 

[DJStrawberry]

Someone should create National Sadie Hawkins Day where women are expected to approach men and ask them out.

 

[backbreaker]

Someone should make it a low that Konomi has to come out with a new Metal Gear Solid every year.. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

I'm not that big into video games like I was in highschool....but you know when a good metal gear solid came come sout.. because I am no where to be found until I have beaten it