"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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...someone should ban women who don't give head
Someone should make that a requirement for women in order for them to become feminist... :p
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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someone should ban porn that takes too long to get to the action
 

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Someone should tell women with muffin tops that they should not wear low rise jeans.
 

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what's a muffin top? is it the same as a the biscut right whe..oh i get it.. never mind

someone should tell guys to stop trying to date women after they justify why they "had to" cheat on their last 10 boyfriends
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Someone should tell women with muffin tops that they should not wear low rise jeans.
Someone should go around with a red permanent marker and draw a big X on exposed muffin tops. Better yet, they should draw a circle with a slash through it, like one would see on a "no parking" or "no smoking" sign... as if to advise the general public that "muffin tops are prohibited here."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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someone should make thoose glow in the dark stamps and stamp them on womens heads so when you go in the club, it will light up on their forehead

"easy"

"Aids"

"claps"

"doesn't give head"

etc
 

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Someone should tell women that if they must bring a handbag or purse on a date, they should also have some money in it.
 

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…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..
 

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backbreaker said:
actually I kinda dig flip flops on the right girl.. she has to have pretty feet though
I agree.
 

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Someone should create an universal stamp that does the big red X and the green glow in the dark "easy","aids","clap",...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Someone should direct millions of dollars of capital toward the development of the STD breathalyzer.
 

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grinder said:
…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..

:rockon:

somebody should make it a constitutional amendment that the dave chapelle show and the sopranos have to air a new eposide every week
 

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grinder said:
…pass a law that marriage licenses automatically expire every year unless renewed by both parties…..
Ohhhhhh... I'm going to bring up this concept in class tomorrow! This will certainly spur a good conversation! :up:
 

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Someone should direct millions of dollars of capital toward the development of the STD breathalyzer.
How about something like those portable drug identification kits that cops carry. Get some of her saliva, put it in the kit, if it turns blue, turn and run quick! :p
 

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Somebody should invent Solar Powered Cars...damn gas prices.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I also give flip-flops the thumbs-up. I'd rather the gal have sexy feet than sexy shoes. But some of those hippie shoes (Birkenstocks and what not) are pretty damn ugly.

OK ... Someone should ban those ugly hippie shoes.
 

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Somebody should stop Hollywood from making movies where guys dress up as overweight women. Eddy Murphy, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta and a few others should be taken out back and throttled.
 

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Someone should create National Sadie Hawkins Day where women are expected to approach men and ask them out.
 

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Someone should make it a low that Konomi has to come out with a new Metal Gear Solid every year.. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

I'm not that big into video games like I was in highschool....but you know when a good metal gear solid came come sout.. because I am no where to be found until I have beaten it
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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