Some great comebacks!

[PeterCrouch]

>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!
> >
> > Man: Is this seat empty?
> > Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet
> >
> > Man: Your place or mine?
> > Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> > Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of > mycar, I don't give a sh*t where you go.
> >
> > Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> > Man: That explains the moustache then!
> >
> > (CLASSIC!!!!)
> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > Woman: Unfertilised.
> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ars*.
> >
> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> > Woman: But would you stay there?
> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is >

>impossible to shake off once you've been sha*ged.
> >
> > Man: Would you like to dance?
> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
> > Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
> >
> > Man: Where have you been all my life?
> > Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
> > Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad >

>watches.
> >
> > Man: You're pretty
> > Woman: Piss off.
> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

 

[thefonz]

Very very funny

My fav. is #1

 

[silverwex]

Very very funny

Are you serious?!

Do you guys actually use this stuff?

 

[transporter]

Originally posted by silverwex
Are you serious?!

Do you guys actually use this stuff?

Are YOU serious?

Astonishing the number of guys on this site who have absolutely no sense of humor.

 

[bbestar]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
L337ism at its best

 

[Climax]

LOL!!:crackup:

 

[silverwex]

Are YOU serious? Astonishing the number of guys on this site who have absolutely no sense of humor.

I have a great sense of humour - i actually thought the guy was serious.

Scary thing is - some guys on this site might actually use these lines thinking they'll work...

 

[AudiTy]

lol those were damn funny.

Why would anyone think they would 'work' to pick up girls though?

These are INSULTS!!!

Obviously the only reason you would use them is to have yourself some fun at her expense after she blatently shot you down, not try and make her feel attraction for you...

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Originally posted by AudiTy
lol those were damn funny.

Why would anyone think they would 'work' to pick up girls though?

These are INSULTS!!!

Obviously the only reason you would use them is to have yourself some fun at her expense after she blatently shot you down, not try and make her feel attraction for you...

yup

I liked #1 the most

 

[DJ_in_making]

I'm so printing that crap out! :crackup: It made me freakin' laugh

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by PeterCrouch
> > Man: You're pretty
> > Woman: Piss off.
> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

From the language (Piss off.) I'm assuming this was spoken by a Brit to a Brit.

To quote "Family Guy" - Lois Griffin specifically, "The British are a lovely people. Not physically, of course, but inside.".

Because of this, I know that the first comment from the man... "You're pretty"... is actually a lie.

 

[Climax]

Re: Re: Some great comebacks!

Originally posted by diablo
From the language (Piss off.) I'm assuming this was spoken by a Brit to a Brit.

To quote "Family Guy" - Lois Griffin specifically, "The British are a lovely people. Not physically, of course, but inside.".

Because of this, I know that the first comment from the man... "You're pretty"... is actually a lie.

I take it ur bored diablo?


Laterz...

 

[Scrumtulescence]

The new and improved version, just for the DJ crowd!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Good, I don't want to sit next to a fat slut!

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: What, did you think I wanted to go home with a fat slut?

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: More like a fat slut impersonator.
(CLASSIC!!!!)

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: That must be hard, being a fat slut.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably. Anything to get away from a fat slut.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look like a fat slut.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad watches. She's a real fat slut.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty...fat, for a slut.

 

[Rec_rejection_phobic]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
what's with the fat slut obsesion

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I've never found written comebacks funny. EVER. I dont know why. I've gotta hear the emphasis used and in context for it to be funny. This sh*t aint funny.

 

[thefonz]

BUMP.....good for a laugh

lighten up *****es

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Quick f*cking around and just sock her one in the eye.

A real Don Juan shows, not tells

 

[wunnaBsmooth]

I'm laughin'

That is the best rephrasing of a post yet! ------lol

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
The new and improved version, just for the DJ crowd!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Good, I don't want to sit next to a fat slut!

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: What, did you think I wanted to go home with a fat slut?

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: More like a fat slut impersonator.
(CLASSIC!!!!)

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: That must be hard, being a fat slut.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably. Anything to get away from a fat slut.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look like a fat slut.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad watches. She's a real fat slut.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty...fat, for a slut.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Ross Jeffries "Snappy Comebacks for Sleezoid Sluts" are the best.

 

[WORKEROUTER]

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look like a fat slut

So brutal, so great. So ridiculously obnoxious.