"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so youve been flirting alot

shagnscoob

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lets say youve been flirting alot with a girl and your pretty sure shed be interested in doing stuff and every now and then you have these really sexy conversations where its like 'so if i came over right now, what would you do?' and id rather keep it a mystery but its clear that we'd mess around. whats something clever and sexy to say in this position, so far ive thought of like 'why dont you come over and find out?' but that didnt work the time i used it.

im sure some of you have been in this position, what would YOU say?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Lysol

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ask her if she wants to watch a movie. i seem to get them to come over with that. of course we dont end up watching it.
 

christz

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Originally posted by Lysol
ask her if she wants to watch a movie. i seem to get them to come over with that. of course we dont end up watching it.
lol as 8th grade as that is, that's pretty much how it works for me
 

biker_gixxer

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'so if i came over right now, what would you do?'

1. I would ask you to pass me the remote because I'm to lazy to get up.

2. I would let you make me dinner.

3. I might let you rub my back.

4. I would ask you to stop and get a six pack on the way over because i'm fresh out of beer.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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