"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute... BORAT [merged]

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I learned about this movie yesterday; odd that you should bring it up. It looks awesome - apparently in one scene he asks a group of feminists if "women should be allowed to do the same things as men". When they answer yes, he asks why, because "it has been scientifically proven that women have brains that are the same size as squirrel brains". They (understandably) get homicidally upset, to which he responds "It is true! The prime minister of kazakastan has declared it so!"

Another reason for watching it (that I found on the netflix user review section on the movie):
When he stated that a criminal lawyer was on staff during the filming, and not a single day of shooting went by without the police being called, I knew we were in for a treat.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the DVD release.
 

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I've seen it twice at pre-screening. It is the funniest yet most ridiculous movie ever. There is going to be such a public outrage once it comes out. I've been following Sacha since his Channel 4 days in the UK, and this movie shocked the hell out of me. 10x everything in Jackass Two. Doc approved, see this movie; it's a great theatre-going experience.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think the funniest thing is when he walks next to a woman, checks her out and suddenly says: "Hmm, very nice. How much???":crackup:
 

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Looking forward to it!!

Does anyone else remember Sasha's debut as Ali G on the 11 O'Clock Show? It also had a regular spot by Ricky Gervais, and was co-hosted by McKenzie Crook (Gareth from The Office). They've come a LOONG way since then. It seems like they've all done their best to cover it up as it was a really sh!t show!
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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apparantly FOX decided to be jackasses and cut the number of theaters down from 2000 to 700 about, thinking nobody knew about the movie. are they retarded? it's been publicised like hell...
 

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supajsilver2 said:
apparantly FOX decided to be jackasses and cut the number of theaters down from 2000 to 700 about, thinking nobody knew about the movie. are they retarded? it's been publicised like hell...
they are probably just scared of showing the movie because of how controversial the movie will be.

I heard about the movie in early July on the movie previews of "Miami Vice." Their idea is bullsh!t.

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Borat Movie

I know it's not out yet (comes out tomorrow), but I seriously can't wait. It's not a DJ movie, sure, but I've watched all the trailers and deleted scenes on youtube, and this guy is unbelievably hilarious.

I'm probably going to end up going to it alone because most people I know think Ali G / Borat is stupid and find too many things wrong with it to find it funny. I guess some people just take some stuff too seriously.

I honestly didn't know Kazakstan was really a country before I they got angry at the whole Borat thing. Now they're doing commercials on CNN to show how much of a nice country they really are. I think the fact that they're making such a big deal of it is backfiring and makes them even funnier as a people/country.

Anyway, I'll post a short review after I see it tomorrow. :D

Here's some of the youtube deleted scenes / trailers by the way: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY...this one's funnier though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s&NR
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah man, I'm seeing it tomorrow too. I'm totally pumped. I even got a date out of it.

And I just realized that the guy was Ali G heh.
 

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great stuff
 

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MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

The hotel scene is the best and it is the most anti-semetic film that I have ever seen (do not hijack).

Definately worth your money.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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