"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute... BORAT [merged]
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
diablo
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I learned about this movie yesterday; odd that you should bring it up. It looks awesome - apparently in one scene he asks a group of feminists if "women should be allowed to do the same things as men". When they answer yes, he asks why, because "it has been scientifically proven that women have brains that are the same size as squirrel brains". They (understandably) get homicidally upset, to which he responds "It is true! The prime minister of kazakastan has declared it so!"
Another reason for watching it (that I found on the netflix user review section on the movie):
Another reason for watching it (that I found on the netflix user review section on the movie):
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the DVD release.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
I've seen it twice at pre-screening. It is the funniest yet most ridiculous movie ever. There is going to be such a public outrage once it comes out. I've been following Sacha since his Channel 4 days in the UK, and this movie shocked the hell out of me. 10x everything in Jackass Two. Doc approved, see this movie; it's a great theatre-going experience.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Looking forward to it!!
Does anyone else remember Sasha's debut as Ali G on the 11 O'Clock Show? It also had a regular spot by Ricky Gervais, and was co-hosted by McKenzie Crook (Gareth from The Office). They've come a LOONG way since then. It seems like they've all done their best to cover it up as it was a really sh!t show!
Does anyone else remember Sasha's debut as Ali G on the 11 O'Clock Show? It also had a regular spot by Ricky Gervais, and was co-hosted by McKenzie Crook (Gareth from The Office). They've come a LOONG way since then. It seems like they've all done their best to cover it up as it was a really sh!t show!
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
comic_reliefExp said:
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
This is freaking hilarious,too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBirGHHzXOM
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
supajsilver2
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apparantly FOX decided to be jackasses and cut the number of theaters down from 2000 to 700 about, thinking nobody knew about the movie. are they retarded? it's been publicised like hell...
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
they are probably just scared of showing the movie because of how controversial the movie will be.supajsilver2 said:
I heard about the movie in early July on the movie previews of "Miami Vice." Their idea is bullsh!t.
comic_relief
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Borat Movie
I know it's not out yet (comes out tomorrow), but I seriously can't wait. It's not a DJ movie, sure, but I've watched all the trailers and deleted scenes on youtube, and this guy is unbelievably hilarious.
I'm probably going to end up going to it alone because most people I know think Ali G / Borat is stupid and find too many things wrong with it to find it funny. I guess some people just take some stuff too seriously.
I honestly didn't know Kazakstan was really a country before I they got angry at the whole Borat thing. Now they're doing commercials on CNN to show how much of a nice country they really are. I think the fact that they're making such a big deal of it is backfiring and makes them even funnier as a people/country.
Anyway, I'll post a short review after I see it tomorrow.
Here's some of the youtube deleted scenes / trailers by the way: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY...this one's funnier though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s&NR
I know it's not out yet (comes out tomorrow), but I seriously can't wait. It's not a DJ movie, sure, but I've watched all the trailers and deleted scenes on youtube, and this guy is unbelievably hilarious.
I'm probably going to end up going to it alone because most people I know think Ali G / Borat is stupid and find too many things wrong with it to find it funny. I guess some people just take some stuff too seriously.
I honestly didn't know Kazakstan was really a country before I they got angry at the whole Borat thing. Now they're doing commercials on CNN to show how much of a nice country they really are. I think the fact that they're making such a big deal of it is backfiring and makes them even funnier as a people/country.
Anyway, I'll post a short review after I see it tomorrow.
Here's some of the youtube deleted scenes / trailers by the way: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY...this one's funnier though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s&NR
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
I <3 Borat
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
DogFashionDisco
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yeah man, I'm seeing it tomorrow too. I'm totally pumped. I even got a date out of it.
And I just realized that the guy was Ali G heh.
And I just realized that the guy was Ali G heh.
comic_relief
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MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
The hotel scene is the best and it is the most anti-semetic film that I have ever seen (do not hijack).
Definately worth your money.
comic_relief
The hotel scene is the best and it is the most anti-semetic film that I have ever seen (do not hijack).
Definately worth your money.
comic_relief
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LOL. My bad for making another thread about the same movie. I just looked at the reviews: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426565/critic
Looks like Borat will not be kill, haha. I'm going to see it tonight.
Looks like Borat will not be kill, haha. I'm going to see it tonight.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.