Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute... BORAT [merged]

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I learned about this movie yesterday; odd that you should bring it up. It looks awesome - apparently in one scene he asks a group of feminists if "women should be allowed to do the same things as men". When they answer yes, he asks why, because "it has been scientifically proven that women have brains that are the same size as squirrel brains". They (understandably) get homicidally upset, to which he responds "It is true! The prime minister of kazakastan has declared it so!"

Another reason for watching it (that I found on the netflix user review section on the movie):
When he stated that a criminal lawyer was on staff during the filming, and not a single day of shooting went by without the police being called, I knew we were in for a treat.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the DVD release.
 

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I've seen it twice at pre-screening. It is the funniest yet most ridiculous movie ever. There is going to be such a public outrage once it comes out. I've been following Sacha since his Channel 4 days in the UK, and this movie shocked the hell out of me. 10x everything in Jackass Two. Doc approved, see this movie; it's a great theatre-going experience.
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I think the funniest thing is when he walks next to a woman, checks her out and suddenly says: "Hmm, very nice. How much???":crackup:
 

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Looking forward to it!!

Does anyone else remember Sasha's debut as Ali G on the 11 O'Clock Show? It also had a regular spot by Ricky Gervais, and was co-hosted by McKenzie Crook (Gareth from The Office). They've come a LOONG way since then. It seems like they've all done their best to cover it up as it was a really sh!t show!
 

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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apparantly FOX decided to be jackasses and cut the number of theaters down from 2000 to 700 about, thinking nobody knew about the movie. are they retarded? it's been publicised like hell...
 

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supajsilver2 said:
apparantly FOX decided to be jackasses and cut the number of theaters down from 2000 to 700 about, thinking nobody knew about the movie. are they retarded? it's been publicised like hell...
they are probably just scared of showing the movie because of how controversial the movie will be.

I heard about the movie in early July on the movie previews of "Miami Vice." Their idea is bullsh!t.

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Borat Movie

I know it's not out yet (comes out tomorrow), but I seriously can't wait. It's not a DJ movie, sure, but I've watched all the trailers and deleted scenes on youtube, and this guy is unbelievably hilarious.

I'm probably going to end up going to it alone because most people I know think Ali G / Borat is stupid and find too many things wrong with it to find it funny. I guess some people just take some stuff too seriously.

I honestly didn't know Kazakstan was really a country before I they got angry at the whole Borat thing. Now they're doing commercials on CNN to show how much of a nice country they really are. I think the fact that they're making such a big deal of it is backfiring and makes them even funnier as a people/country.

Anyway, I'll post a short review after I see it tomorrow. :D

Here's some of the youtube deleted scenes / trailers by the way: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY...this one's funnier though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s&NR
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah man, I'm seeing it tomorrow too. I'm totally pumped. I even got a date out of it.

And I just realized that the guy was Ali G heh.
 

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great stuff
 

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MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

The hotel scene is the best and it is the most anti-semetic film that I have ever seen (do not hijack).

Definately worth your money.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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