"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Smoking With this Girl

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Alright was with my female friend, who's friends with me because I'm friends with her now-former friend. So I was smoking with her at her house, and she was with her friend, that I found quite intriguing because she like was a clearly experienced smoker and knew her **** and what she was doing. Going to be smoking with them again, what do I do to start building a connection with this girl?

Okay, well how do I start making a move on her. Like what type of things should I be saying. Were gonna be at the first girls house smoking on her bed.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thatfeel21

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when i used to smoke i would just say random **** like a dice game and everything was all good like headcracks lol, but nah i would give her shotties with the blunt so that you can get close to her and touch her forearms when u give it
 

tsmith2334

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wait till the blunt is like 3/4's done and just look her in the eye with a smile and say shottie?

shotties are sexy
 

Thatfeel21

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dont ask just be like "yo its shottie time" never fails
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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tsmith2334

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if you can pull this off, inhale alot of smoke and then touch lips and exhale into her mouth. tell her it will get her real stoned if you want (it probably won't though)

that can easily lead to some hooking up

oh and let her kill the blunt, like you got money to blow
 

Thatfeel21

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sheeit if u really want that cat go to the liq store and buy a MD 20/20...
 

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This thread is lame. Watch a movie or something.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MooseGod

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Stoned sex is the best. :rockon:

Yeah, the shotgun thing is probably the best idea. Or smoke out a tiny closet with a bunch of friends, make sure you're next to her...one thing leads to another... see how easy that was?
 
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