"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright was with my female friend, who's friends with me because I'm friends with her now-former friend. So I was smoking with her at her house, and she was with her friend, that I found quite intriguing because she like was a clearly experienced smoker and knew her **** and what she was doing. Going to be smoking with them again, what do I do to start building a connection with this girl?

Okay, well how do I start making a move on her. Like what type of things should I be saying. Were gonna be at the first girls house smoking on her bed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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when i used to smoke i would just say random **** like a dice game and everything was all good like headcracks lol, but nah i would give her shotties with the blunt so that you can get close to her and touch her forearms when u give it
 

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wait till the blunt is like 3/4's done and just look her in the eye with a smile and say shottie?

shotties are sexy
 

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dont ask just be like "yo its shottie time" never fails
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if you can pull this off, inhale alot of smoke and then touch lips and exhale into her mouth. tell her it will get her real stoned if you want (it probably won't though)

that can easily lead to some hooking up

oh and let her kill the blunt, like you got money to blow
 

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sheeit if u really want that cat go to the liq store and buy a MD 20/20...
 

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This thread is lame. Watch a movie or something.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stoned sex is the best. :rockon:

Yeah, the shotgun thing is probably the best idea. Or smoke out a tiny closet with a bunch of friends, make sure you're next to her...one thing leads to another... see how easy that was?
 
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