"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Smoking With this Girl

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Alright was with my female friend, who's friends with me because I'm friends with her now-former friend. So I was smoking with her at her house, and she was with her friend, that I found quite intriguing because she like was a clearly experienced smoker and knew her **** and what she was doing. Going to be smoking with them again, what do I do to start building a connection with this girl?

Okay, well how do I start making a move on her. Like what type of things should I be saying. Were gonna be at the first girls house smoking on her bed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thatfeel21

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when i used to smoke i would just say random **** like a dice game and everything was all good like headcracks lol, but nah i would give her shotties with the blunt so that you can get close to her and touch her forearms when u give it
 

tsmith2334

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wait till the blunt is like 3/4's done and just look her in the eye with a smile and say shottie?

shotties are sexy
 

Thatfeel21

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dont ask just be like "yo its shottie time" never fails
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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tsmith2334

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if you can pull this off, inhale alot of smoke and then touch lips and exhale into her mouth. tell her it will get her real stoned if you want (it probably won't though)

that can easily lead to some hooking up

oh and let her kill the blunt, like you got money to blow
 

Thatfeel21

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sheeit if u really want that cat go to the liq store and buy a MD 20/20...
 

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This thread is lame. Watch a movie or something.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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MooseGod

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Stoned sex is the best. :rockon:

Yeah, the shotgun thing is probably the best idea. Or smoke out a tiny closet with a bunch of friends, make sure you're next to her...one thing leads to another... see how easy that was?
 
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