"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Smoking With this Girl

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Alright was with my female friend, who's friends with me because I'm friends with her now-former friend. So I was smoking with her at her house, and she was with her friend, that I found quite intriguing because she like was a clearly experienced smoker and knew her **** and what she was doing. Going to be smoking with them again, what do I do to start building a connection with this girl?

Okay, well how do I start making a move on her. Like what type of things should I be saying. Were gonna be at the first girls house smoking on her bed.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Thatfeel21

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when i used to smoke i would just say random **** like a dice game and everything was all good like headcracks lol, but nah i would give her shotties with the blunt so that you can get close to her and touch her forearms when u give it
 

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wait till the blunt is like 3/4's done and just look her in the eye with a smile and say shottie?

shotties are sexy
 

Thatfeel21

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dont ask just be like "yo its shottie time" never fails
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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if you can pull this off, inhale alot of smoke and then touch lips and exhale into her mouth. tell her it will get her real stoned if you want (it probably won't though)

that can easily lead to some hooking up

oh and let her kill the blunt, like you got money to blow
 

Thatfeel21

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sheeit if u really want that cat go to the liq store and buy a MD 20/20...
 

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This thread is lame. Watch a movie or something.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Stoned sex is the best. :rockon:

Yeah, the shotgun thing is probably the best idea. Or smoke out a tiny closet with a bunch of friends, make sure you're next to her...one thing leads to another... see how easy that was?
 
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