"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Smoking With this Girl

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Alright was with my female friend, who's friends with me because I'm friends with her now-former friend. So I was smoking with her at her house, and she was with her friend, that I found quite intriguing because she like was a clearly experienced smoker and knew her **** and what she was doing. Going to be smoking with them again, what do I do to start building a connection with this girl?

Okay, well how do I start making a move on her. Like what type of things should I be saying. Were gonna be at the first girls house smoking on her bed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thatfeel21

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when i used to smoke i would just say random **** like a dice game and everything was all good like headcracks lol, but nah i would give her shotties with the blunt so that you can get close to her and touch her forearms when u give it
 

tsmith2334

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wait till the blunt is like 3/4's done and just look her in the eye with a smile and say shottie?

shotties are sexy
 

Thatfeel21

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dont ask just be like "yo its shottie time" never fails
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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tsmith2334

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if you can pull this off, inhale alot of smoke and then touch lips and exhale into her mouth. tell her it will get her real stoned if you want (it probably won't though)

that can easily lead to some hooking up

oh and let her kill the blunt, like you got money to blow
 

Thatfeel21

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sheeit if u really want that cat go to the liq store and buy a MD 20/20...
 

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This thread is lame. Watch a movie or something.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MooseGod

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Stoned sex is the best. :rockon:

Yeah, the shotgun thing is probably the best idea. Or smoke out a tiny closet with a bunch of friends, make sure you're next to her...one thing leads to another... see how easy that was?
 
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