"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Silly freshman girls

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easyjim

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I am a sophmore at a wierd little college. We've been here 2 weeks and me, being the master of eye contact, sparked some serious interest within a hot long legged brunette freshman girl. I haven't approached her yet though because I haven't really had a good oppurtunity and I have a hard time approaching women that I am attracted too, but her interest level is def. high.

My question is this, when freshman girls arrive here they are obsessed with getting boyfriends asap. I've noticed this particular girl hanging around some c0ck alot recently and I think they may be together. Did I blow it by waiting too long, or should I still approach and try to get the #?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Paintballguy

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I've noticed a lot of freshman girls go wild because they finally are away from their parents and have nobody telling them what they can or can't do.
 

PeeGee

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You should approach. This '****' might be a friend, a loser, or her brother. You won't know until you ask, right?
 

Viking25

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Approach her and you'll find out everything! If that guys is her fb or bf..she still might upgrade for you...cause your so suave!:D
 

Cheiradawg

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Originally posted by easyjim
I am a sophmore at a wierd little college. We've been here 2 weeks and me, being the master of eye contact, sparked some serious interest within a hot long legged brunette freshman girl.
Don't speek negatively about your college.

I haven't approached her yet though
She is seriously interested but you haven't even approached. You have beter perception than me.

because I haven't really had a good oppurtunity
There are few GOOD opportunities, but there is always right now.

and I have a hard time approaching women that I am attracted too,
There are all pink inthe middle

but her interest level is def. high.
then go ask her dip ****.

My question is this, when freshman girls arrive here they are obsessed with getting boyfriends asap. I've noticed this particular girl hanging around some c0ck alot recently and I think they may be together. Did I blow it by waiting too long, or should I still approach and try to get the #?
Approach and you will see if you are too late.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bronxtal112

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Try and get the number asap. Let me warn you about something though... If things don't work out i.e. shes got a man, I dont wanna get into anymore negative things, but you will have to see this broad for the rest of the semester. But hey, like wade boggs once said " If you wanna hit, you gotta swing". good luck
 

MVPlaya

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I seriously don't understand questions like "should I approach or not"?

Why shouldn't you?

What bad stuff happens if you approach?

Nothing.

So approach.
 
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easyjim

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Cheiradawg...


Thanks, you are right on all points, except for the comment on my school.

You really have no idea, so keep your comments directed towards stuff you know about...

...Like me being a dip **** for not approaching yet......yes, i know this bro, but i'll get it.
 

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Originally posted by easyjim
Cheiradawg...


Thanks, you are right on all points, except for the comment on my school.

You really have no idea, so keep your comments directed towards stuff you know about...

...Like me being a dip **** for not approaching yet......yes, i know this bro, but i'll get it.

Hey, just a word of advise. Never take anything personal. I thought it was a joke, but I can't speak for him. You shouldn't let others effect the way you feel. It the same as if a chick would rejected you. Just move on. good luck on your journey, hope you improve. If you ever question what you should do next. Write it on a piece of paper and answer it yourself. I think the technic called reframing.

For example ask yourself?.. "Should I approach her?"

then answer it. "Yes, why not. I got nothing to lose and she looks interested in me."
 
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