"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Signing off the right thing to do?

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Just wondering if this was the DJ thing to do:

So I was working on homework and a website of mine when a LJBF girl I keep around IMs me. She just got back from up north with this other girl who recently moved away and was her best friend and wanted me to come over to see her. Now I don't practically like the girl myself and am very devoted to my work, not to mention its a little late right now. This is the conversation that came about:

Her: AB500!!!
Me: whats up
Her: OMG girlx IS HERE YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND YOU TWO CAN HUG CAUSE YOU HAVENT SEEN HER
Me: errm... I'm busy at the moment, besides its kinda late
Her: thats cold
Her: some friend you are
Her: a real friend would come over
Me: mmk.. I don't really feel like listening to this **** right now so I'm going to sign off. night.

I sent the last one and signed off as she was typing yet another bull****ty sentence about how cold I was being.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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how far is it,
how important is it that you finish that work now,
and why do u think there was no sarcasm ?
 
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....its just next door :p

This chick knows I'm devoted to my work though.. and this homework is like mega important due tomorrow type stuff.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by AB500
....its just next door :p

This chick knows I'm devoted to my work though.. and this homework is like mega important due tomorrow type stuff.
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oh if its next door you shoulda told them both to come over, and ****ed em both.
instead u rejected :(
 
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LJBF girl won't let me **** her and the other one is ugly...
 
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"If she wants the hug so much, she should come over here."

-Insert some excuse by the other girl.

"Some friend she is."

BURNED
 
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Originally posted by AB500
LJBF girl won't let me **** her and the other one is ugly...
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well then u shuda said to come over and u wuda ***** slapped them both.
 
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