"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Signing off the right thing to do?

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Just wondering if this was the DJ thing to do:

So I was working on homework and a website of mine when a LJBF girl I keep around IMs me. She just got back from up north with this other girl who recently moved away and was her best friend and wanted me to come over to see her. Now I don't practically like the girl myself and am very devoted to my work, not to mention its a little late right now. This is the conversation that came about:

Her: AB500!!!
Me: whats up
Her: OMG girlx IS HERE YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND YOU TWO CAN HUG CAUSE YOU HAVENT SEEN HER
Me: errm... I'm busy at the moment, besides its kinda late
Her: thats cold
Her: some friend you are
Her: a real friend would come over
Me: mmk.. I don't really feel like listening to this **** right now so I'm going to sign off. night.

I sent the last one and signed off as she was typing yet another bull****ty sentence about how cold I was being.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how far is it,
how important is it that you finish that work now,
and why do u think there was no sarcasm ?
 
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....its just next door :p

This chick knows I'm devoted to my work though.. and this homework is like mega important due tomorrow type stuff.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by AB500
....its just next door :p

This chick knows I'm devoted to my work though.. and this homework is like mega important due tomorrow type stuff.
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oh if its next door you shoulda told them both to come over, and ****ed em both.
instead u rejected :(
 
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LJBF girl won't let me **** her and the other one is ugly...
 
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"If she wants the hug so much, she should come over here."

-Insert some excuse by the other girl.

"Some friend she is."

BURNED
 
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Originally posted by AB500
LJBF girl won't let me **** her and the other one is ugly...
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well then u shuda said to come over and u wuda ***** slapped them both.
 
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