"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
shut up about looks NOW
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Why doesn't that surprise me!!!
Biotch, please...
At 39 years old I can count my sexual partners on one hand. I don't have sex outside of a relationship, never cheat and have remained abstinent for over 4 years because I don't want a relationship.
Like I said...slut doesn't fit. You need to learn that effective flaming and insulting of people must actually be true to bother them. But hey...if you want to be lame, all the more power to ya.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Don_Joffe
Senior Don Juan
Oh and by the way SLUT , its written all over your face and its written all over that cellulite you got.
That's just the shape of my face...but I am what you'd call "thick"...a somewhat atheltic frame with 34 DDs, a small waist, curvy hips and a butt a little on the big side (for counter-balance of the boobs). I'm definitely not a tiny anorexic looking thing, though. The first picture the lighting was awful...made me look very, very pale and made my hair look lighter than it actually was at the time. The second picture is more recent than the first one and is what I look like.Originally posted by TizZle
Wyldfire: it does look like you have nice umm melons in that first picture.. but as far as your face is concerned i think it may be on the chubby side from what i see in the 2nd picture. But confidence is all that matters just be happy with what u got.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It's your story...I'll let you tell it. I will say, however...the more you post the more pathetic you sound.
You see...some of the little boys on here think by being a d*ck to anything with tits on here that posts that they are in some way impressing the other guys. In reality, though, it just makes you look weak.
Oh...and to be quite frank, Joffe...with all the tooting of your own horn you do on here and how successful you CLAIM to be with girls...you sure do post an awful lot. I'd think you'd be too busy to post with such proclivity if you were doing as well as you claim to be...but I digress.
If you do not like your looks, make yourself like them. Men aren't the ones who have to look all prim. We're the providers and protectors. So all you girly men stop being concerned about whether youre a 7 or a 6 or whatnot. Be who you are.
And to the proprieters of this ongoing internet insult fiasco - grow up.
Well, Tizzle, I was engaged to a wonderful man for a long time. He was killed. I found that due to those circumstances I just wasn't able to give what I feel is necessary to someone else in order to have a relationship. Since I don't have sex outside of a relationship, either...abstaining from sex goes hand in hand with abstaining from relationships.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
I think you're hot, don't let these kids that think 20 year olds are old hags get to you!
But who am i to say these things... True i'm just some stranger but what the hell that's what i felt like saying. If i'm wrong about this oh well.
LMAO...the picture in the spandex was taken 6 weeks after giving birth...I looked f*cking good, lol! The lighting in the picture was bad and if you compare the two pictures...it's obvious the first one was just a bad picture.
There are no bags under my eyes or wrinkles in that picture...and if I look 50 then why on earth do I constantly get told I look no older than 30? Some people even think I'm as young as 25. Hell, I sometimes get carded when I order a drink. You're just being a d*ck because you were offended by me joking around with you and saying "I'm hotter than you at twice your age". Jesus H. Christ, don't be so f*cking insecure and childish...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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