"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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shut up about looks NOW

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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Im hot, deal with it.
I'm hotter...even at more than twice your age. hehehe
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Jay-X
well, actually you'll look better... until you hit your 30s... then ur done:D
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.
 

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blah!

Originally posted by Wyldfire
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.
aaahhhh shut up:D You're just a M.I.L.F, and a rare case... with MOST people, they are at their prime when they are at their late teens to early 20's, after that, its downhill till they die. (Unless your name is Pamella Anderson and you have millions of dollars to spend on plastic surgery):rolleyes:

EDIT: Wyldfire: You have a pic for us to see what you look like?


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by alphawolfx
Yep. I'm Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston dumped me, so I came here to learn how to pick up women. Everything I've said has been a lie. PLEASE HELP!!!

Damn Don Joffe, you are touchy. You need a sense of humor.

Anyways, here's what I really look like:
With the ex, 2004.
Looking thuggish on my way to New York, 2004.
With my old Wolvering haircut, 2003.
Looking stoned (but not) after a night of dancing... and I look like I'm pregnant, too.
Brad Pitt has never done anything for me. I actually think you're better looking than he is. But you still aren't as good looking as me...hahahaha
 

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There goes Wyld again with the ****y&funny.

You know, you should write an e-book and sell it online.

You could call it "Increase the Size your Dating Two-Fold"

Your catch phrase could be "Being attracted to someone is not a conscious decision"

Then you could tell guys to be "Over-confident and humorous."

You'd make TONS of money... because you're just SO original.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Re: blah!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
aaahhhh shut up:D You're just a M.I.L.F, and a rare case... with MOST people, they are at their prime when they are at their late teens to early 20's, after that, its downhill till they die. (Unless your name is Pamella Anderson and you have millions of dollars to spend on plastic surgery):rolleyes:

EDIT: Wyldfire: You have a pic for us to see what you look like?


Laterz...
Yep...

http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?folder_id=1250123
 

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Originally posted by alphawolfx
There goes Wyld again with the ****y&funny.

You know, you should write an e-book and sell it online.

You could call it "Increase the Size your Dating Two-Fold"

Your catch phrase could be "Being attracted to someone is not a conscious decision"

Then you could tell guys to be "Over-confident and humorous."

You'd make TONS of money... because you're just SO original.
Sorry it bothers you that a chick is more ****y and funny than you are...and I have MY OWN tits to play with if I wanna. If you were me you'd never have to leave your house... :D
 

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
Wyldfire must have mistaken this forum for Adultmatchmaker.com

Yeah... you're ok!!!
Biotch, please...

I would NEVER date some schlep who posts his d*ck in a personal ad...tacky, tacky.
 

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Do I get to see a pic of you or what? there is this 42 yr old MLF at my gym..WOW! haha
 

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Re: hmmm..... =}

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Not bad:p ... What u think of my picture?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
You have a cute face, but I don't like the preppy collar, high bangs and long sideburns. It's a little reminiscent of an Elvis impersonator.
:D

Oooh...Wyld neg-hits aequita HARDCORE!

bwahahahaha! ;)
 

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OMFG.... HAHAHAHA

The original post of this thread was basically saying to not over-obsess about your looks.

Immediately everyone starts posting their pictures.

Does anyone else see the irony in this?
 

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Originally posted by alphawolfx
OMFG.... HAHAHAHA

The original post of this thread was basically saying to not over-obsess about your looks.

Immediately everyone starts posting their pictures.

Does anyone else see the irony in this?
Yeah...but I'm STILL cuter than you are...sucker! :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
Now now Wyld... calm down...

And.. how are we to know you don't like some schlep who posts his d*ck in a personal ad... I'm not a mind reader....
I actually prefer AFCs... :D
 

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Wyldfire: I think you are a slut. Oh and btw I think you need a face-lift, seriously your hairstyle doesnt go with that ugly face of yours.

alpha: no offense bud, ive seen better looking 8's, Id give you a 6.
 

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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Wyldfire: I think you are a slut. Oh and btw I think you need a face-lift, seriously your hairstyle doesnt go with that ugly face of yours.

alpha: no offense bud, ive seen better looking 8's, Id give you a 6.
LMAO...now if you were to call me a biotch, c*nt or tw*t, that might actually fit sometimes...but a slut, I'm not.

You're just thinking by insulting you will make me insecure or "put me in my place"...but that doesn't work with me...I am extremely confident and know I look damn good. You'll have to try a bit harder, little fella...
:D
 

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No offense taken. You wanted to know what I rated myself, and to me, I'm an 8.

To you, I'm a 6. There go my chances of every picking YOU up.
 

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Wyldfire: Look at yourself you like like a 50 year old, bags under your eyes, wrinkles, it looks as though you are chomping at the bit to become a prostitue or a slave to men, do yourself a favour and lose the slut image. Do you honestly think you look good? I can see the cellulite from here. You finished with your dream yet?

alpha: Okay, point taken.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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