I'm hotter...even at more than twice your age. heheheOriginally posted by Don_Joffe
Im hot, deal with it.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm hotter...even at more than twice your age. heheheOriginally posted by Don_Joffe
Im hot, deal with it.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.Originally posted by Jay-X
well, actually you'll look better... until you hit your 30s... then ur done![]()
aaahhhh shut upOriginally posted by Wyldfire
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.
Brad Pitt has never done anything for me. I actually think you're better looking than he is. But you still aren't as good looking as me...hahahahaOriginally posted by alphawolfx
Yep. I'm Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston dumped me, so I came here to learn how to pick up women. Everything I've said has been a lie. PLEASE HELP!!!
Damn Don Joffe, you are touchy. You need a sense of humor.
Anyways, here's what I really look like:
With the ex, 2004.
Looking thuggish on my way to New York, 2004.
With my old Wolvering haircut, 2003.
Looking stoned (but not) after a night of dancing... and I look like I'm pregnant, too.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yep...Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
aaahhhh shut upYou're just a M.I.L.F, and a rare case... with MOST people, they are at their prime when they are at their late teens to early 20's, after that, its downhill till they die. (Unless your name is Pamella Anderson and you have millions of dollars to spend on plastic surgery)
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EDIT: Wyldfire: You have a pic for us to see what you look like?
Laterz...
Sorry it bothers you that a chick is more ****y and funny than you are...and I have MY OWN tits to play with if I wanna. If you were me you'd never have to leave your house...Originally posted by alphawolfx
There goes Wyld again with the ****y&funny.
You know, you should write an e-book and sell it online.
You could call it "Increase the Size your Dating Two-Fold"
Your catch phrase could be "Being attracted to someone is not a conscious decision"
Then you could tell guys to be "Over-confident and humorous."
You'd make TONS of money... because you're just SO original.
Biotch, please...Originally posted by MacDiddy
Wyldfire must have mistaken this forum for Adultmatchmaker.com
Yeah... you're ok!!!
Not bad
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You have a cute face, but I don't like the preppy collar, high bangs and long sideburns. It's a little reminiscent of an Elvis impersonator.
Yeah...but I'm STILL cuter than you are...sucker!Originally posted by alphawolfx
OMFG.... HAHAHAHA
The original post of this thread was basically saying to not over-obsess about your looks.
Immediately everyone starts posting their pictures.
Does anyone else see the irony in this?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I actually prefer AFCs...Originally posted by MacDiddy
Now now Wyld... calm down...
And.. how are we to know you don't like some schlep who posts his d*ck in a personal ad... I'm not a mind reader....
LMAO...now if you were to call me a biotch, c*nt or tw*t, that might actually fit sometimes...but a slut, I'm not.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Wyldfire: I think you are a slut. Oh and btw I think you need a face-lift, seriously your hairstyle doesnt go with that ugly face of yours.
alpha: no offense bud, ive seen better looking 8's, Id give you a 6.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.