I'm hotter...even at more than twice your age. heheheOriginally posted by Don_Joffe
Im hot, deal with it.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I'm hotter...even at more than twice your age. heheheOriginally posted by Don_Joffe
Im hot, deal with it.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.Originally posted by Jay-X
well, actually you'll look better... until you hit your 30s... then ur done![]()
aaahhhh shut upOriginally posted by Wyldfire
Not true...I looked WAY better at 30 then I did when I was 18. I look better at 39 than I did at 18, too.
Brad Pitt has never done anything for me. I actually think you're better looking than he is. But you still aren't as good looking as me...hahahahaOriginally posted by alphawolfx
Yep. I'm Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston dumped me, so I came here to learn how to pick up women. Everything I've said has been a lie. PLEASE HELP!!!
Damn Don Joffe, you are touchy. You need a sense of humor.
Anyways, here's what I really look like:
With the ex, 2004.
Looking thuggish on my way to New York, 2004.
With my old Wolvering haircut, 2003.
Looking stoned (but not) after a night of dancing... and I look like I'm pregnant, too.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yep...Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
aaahhhh shut upYou're just a M.I.L.F, and a rare case... with MOST people, they are at their prime when they are at their late teens to early 20's, after that, its downhill till they die. (Unless your name is Pamella Anderson and you have millions of dollars to spend on plastic surgery)
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EDIT: Wyldfire: You have a pic for us to see what you look like?
Laterz...
Sorry it bothers you that a chick is more ****y and funny than you are...and I have MY OWN tits to play with if I wanna. If you were me you'd never have to leave your house...Originally posted by alphawolfx
There goes Wyld again with the ****y&funny.
You know, you should write an e-book and sell it online.
You could call it "Increase the Size your Dating Two-Fold"
Your catch phrase could be "Being attracted to someone is not a conscious decision"
Then you could tell guys to be "Over-confident and humorous."
You'd make TONS of money... because you're just SO original.
Biotch, please...Originally posted by MacDiddy
Wyldfire must have mistaken this forum for Adultmatchmaker.com
Yeah... you're ok!!!
Not bad
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You have a cute face, but I don't like the preppy collar, high bangs and long sideburns. It's a little reminiscent of an Elvis impersonator.
Yeah...but I'm STILL cuter than you are...sucker!Originally posted by alphawolfx
OMFG.... HAHAHAHA
The original post of this thread was basically saying to not over-obsess about your looks.
Immediately everyone starts posting their pictures.
Does anyone else see the irony in this?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I actually prefer AFCs...Originally posted by MacDiddy
Now now Wyld... calm down...
And.. how are we to know you don't like some schlep who posts his d*ck in a personal ad... I'm not a mind reader....
LMAO...now if you were to call me a biotch, c*nt or tw*t, that might actually fit sometimes...but a slut, I'm not.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Wyldfire: I think you are a slut. Oh and btw I think you need a face-lift, seriously your hairstyle doesnt go with that ugly face of yours.
alpha: no offense bud, ive seen better looking 8's, Id give you a 6.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.