MaTuA
Don Juan
CoSign... :woo:
Cause this was a real ass thread u posted. :rockon:
Cause this was a real ass thread u posted. :rockon:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
SHUT THE F*CK UP... obey your d*ck
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thedude4242
Master Don Juan
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acutally this forum is because we want to have sex.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
I'm putting this into effect starting NOW!!! BUMP THIS **** FOR ****ING AWESOMNESS!!
cassanova35
Don Juan
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not all of us men think with our other head, 
dammm that women's got curves, i wander if she will do doggy position
opps i dont think my other head i swear i dont...... lol
dammm that women's got curves, i wander if she will do doggy position
opps i dont think my other head i swear i dont...... lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MurdocNiccals
Don Juan
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- Dec 3, 2010
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Yeah, thinking with your penis is great, women love guys who seem desperate to get in their pants.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TheAnswer_
Don Juan
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My man... Speaking nothing but the truth. I've been guilty in the past of making excuses, but now I just don't give a fug. JUST DO IT
Razor Sharp
Senior Don Juan
I would propose that listening to your d*ck is good advice as far as summoning courage for approaching/escalating. Lord knows a huge chunk of the problem guys have in the field is simply not being comfortable with their own sexuality. With that type of hangup you will not get very far, so I see the value of this advice.
But once you cross that bridge and it's time to actually screen a girl, you should definitely be thinking with your (upper) head.
A d*ck is a poor judge of character and will often put that poon on a high pedestal if you are not careful. Also, pushing too hard for sex right away makes it seem like you are not getting any. That kind of desperation will seriously undermine any game you spit.
Another thing to keep in mind:
The type of game you play determines the type of woman you attract
If you are pushing for fast/easy lays and wondering why you can't find a "nice girl", you are doing it wrong. By contrast if you are treating a hoe like a queen and taking your time, you are doing it even "wronger" (I dont care if thats not a word)!
The trick here is calibration - knowing what type of woman you are dealing with. There is a wealth of information giving you clues, even before she opens her mouth. But you won't notice any of it if you are busy staring stupidly at her ass. Make sure you are on top of your game and 100% present in the moment. Pay attention to what she says, her mannerisms, her ENERGY. If you focus too much on if/when things will escalate, you will just shoot yourself in the foot.
For me what has worked best over the years is letting the horniness permeate the interaction, yet it's not the central focus. The conversation between me and my d*ck is essentially background noise as I am connecting with this woman. We are chatting, laughing and generally getting comfortable around each other, which provides a delicious contrast to the sexual tension in the air. It helps that I've learned to pick up on when women are in this sexual state with me. Combination of dilated pupils and certain gestures that convey openness.
I've also noticed that they release a strong scent when excited. Dunno how helpful this is for most people as my sense of smell is very powerful, but there is a definite odor, sort of musky/flowery essence mixed with some kind of chemical I can't describe. The source of that scent is always strongest on the neck, behind the ears. Even if she's not laughing at all your jokes or playing with her hair - if that smell is present and you are the focus of her attention, she frikkin WANTS you. I've never had a woman reject a kiss from me when in that state. Especially after I've gone in and smelled her neck while letting my lips "accidentially" brush against it, sending chills up and down her body.
Fun stuff
But once you cross that bridge and it's time to actually screen a girl, you should definitely be thinking with your (upper) head.
A d*ck is a poor judge of character and will often put that poon on a high pedestal if you are not careful. Also, pushing too hard for sex right away makes it seem like you are not getting any. That kind of desperation will seriously undermine any game you spit.
Another thing to keep in mind:
The type of game you play determines the type of woman you attract
If you are pushing for fast/easy lays and wondering why you can't find a "nice girl", you are doing it wrong. By contrast if you are treating a hoe like a queen and taking your time, you are doing it even "wronger" (I dont care if thats not a word
)!The trick here is calibration - knowing what type of woman you are dealing with. There is a wealth of information giving you clues, even before she opens her mouth. But you won't notice any of it if you are busy staring stupidly at her ass. Make sure you are on top of your game and 100% present in the moment. Pay attention to what she says, her mannerisms, her ENERGY. If you focus too much on if/when things will escalate, you will just shoot yourself in the foot.
For me what has worked best over the years is letting the horniness permeate the interaction, yet it's not the central focus. The conversation between me and my d*ck is essentially background noise as I am connecting with this woman. We are chatting, laughing and generally getting comfortable around each other, which provides a delicious contrast to the sexual tension in the air. It helps that I've learned to pick up on when women are in this sexual state with me. Combination of dilated pupils and certain gestures that convey openness.
I've also noticed that they release a strong scent when excited. Dunno how helpful this is for most people as my sense of smell is very powerful, but there is a definite odor, sort of musky/flowery essence mixed with some kind of chemical I can't describe. The source of that scent is always strongest on the neck, behind the ears. Even if she's not laughing at all your jokes or playing with her hair - if that smell is present and you are the focus of her attention, she frikkin WANTS you. I've never had a woman reject a kiss from me when in that state. Especially after I've gone in and smelled her neck while letting my lips "accidentially" brush against it, sending chills up and down her body.
Fun stuff
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.