"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
she thought Europe was a country...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related
As long as a woman is pretty and can hold a decent conversation it doesn't really matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYqKcXJ3g8&feature=related
As long as a woman is pretty and can hold a decent conversation it doesn't really matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYqKcXJ3g8&feature=related
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
Its because of people like these that has gotten their America their idiot status.
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
Michele l'Arcangelo
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bullshit.In Motion said:Its because of people like these that has gotten their America their idiot status.
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
Purple-Haze
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He was trying so hard not to laugh...the man has FOCUS, that's for sure!DJDamage said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
wallycleaver
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Michele said:bullshit.
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
So somebody onlines says that he is from Russia and you believe them? Wow, you are an EASY mark for scammers. I was online once and met a guy from Gilligan's Island who hated Russia. Go figure.
BTW, war is war. If you don't think some soldiers kill dogs, rape, murder, and loot you are about as stupid and dumb as you can get. War makes men do some crazy **** that they would never do if they were back home sipping on some hot chocolate. Anybody who has actually been in a war zone knows what I am talking about.
Personally, I find the British to be much more ignorant than Americans.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
What o dumb head . This is shame .
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
I said: its because of people LIKE this that America has gained their status from. I didnt say it was true, so no need to get you panties in a bunch.Michele said:bullshit.
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
Ingeniarius
Don Juan
This is sad. Sad that people don't know what they are eating, sad they don't know anything about foreign countries.
However, I know people from outside the US who cannot locate America on a map and think that in Latin America they speak English.
So in short, ignorant people will always call others ignorant. It's in their nature.
However, I know people from outside the US who cannot locate America on a map and think that in Latin America they speak English.
So in short, ignorant people will always call others ignorant. It's in their nature.
MacAvoy
Banned
Europe isn't a country?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I managed to get my mate in england to believe that china was right next to madrid.
So I figure the US ain't the only place.
But there IS a certain "fu'ck the rest of the world" attitude that people have a justified love of parodying. Some Americans are just too compacent with their cushy lives.
Well that's what generations of the greatest fortune-seekers and entrepreneurs fought to create, I suppose............
So I figure the US ain't the only place.
But there IS a certain "fu'ck the rest of the world" attitude that people have a justified love of parodying. Some Americans are just too compacent with their cushy lives.
Well that's what generations of the greatest fortune-seekers and entrepreneurs fought to create, I suppose............
MacAvoy
Banned
Anyone see where my Igloo went?
I think a camel flew in and took it for its nest.MacAvoy said:Anyone see where my Igloo went?
THose camels have such a nefarious love of ice-cream. ¬¬
Since we are posting videos that shows Americans as stupid....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg
Buttttt.... this one is in Vegas and hence you get stupid answers. Why don't some of these guys do the filming near MIT or Stanford or some other university? Then you can make the "average' American look like a genius.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg
Buttttt.... this one is in Vegas and hence you get stupid answers. Why don't some of these guys do the filming near MIT or Stanford or some other university? Then you can make the "average' American look like a genius.