"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
she thought Europe was a country...
- Thread starter Luthor Rex
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related
As long as a woman is pretty and can hold a decent conversation it doesn't really matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYqKcXJ3g8&feature=related
As long as a woman is pretty and can hold a decent conversation it doesn't really matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYqKcXJ3g8&feature=related
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
Its because of people like these that has gotten their America their idiot status.
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
Michele l'Arcangelo
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bullshit.In Motion said:Its because of people like these that has gotten their America their idiot status.
And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
Purple-Haze
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He was trying so hard not to laugh...the man has FOCUS, that's for sure!DJDamage said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
wallycleaver
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Michele said:bullshit.
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
So somebody onlines says that he is from Russia and you believe them? Wow, you are an EASY mark for scammers. I was online once and met a guy from Gilligan's Island who hated Russia. Go figure.
BTW, war is war. If you don't think some soldiers kill dogs, rape, murder, and loot you are about as stupid and dumb as you can get. War makes men do some crazy **** that they would never do if they were back home sipping on some hot chocolate. Anybody who has actually been in a war zone knows what I am talking about.
Personally, I find the British to be much more ignorant than Americans.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
What o dumb head . This is shame .
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
I said: its because of people LIKE this that America has gained their status from. I didnt say it was true, so no need to get you panties in a bunch.Michele said:bullshit.
it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.
for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.
i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.
it's just propaganda.
i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:
the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.
the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.
the first video was edited to make americans look bad.
there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
Ingeniarius
Don Juan
This is sad. Sad that people don't know what they are eating, sad they don't know anything about foreign countries.
However, I know people from outside the US who cannot locate America on a map and think that in Latin America they speak English.
So in short, ignorant people will always call others ignorant. It's in their nature.
However, I know people from outside the US who cannot locate America on a map and think that in Latin America they speak English.
So in short, ignorant people will always call others ignorant. It's in their nature.
MacAvoy
Banned
Europe isn't a country?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I managed to get my mate in england to believe that china was right next to madrid.
So I figure the US ain't the only place.
But there IS a certain "fu'ck the rest of the world" attitude that people have a justified love of parodying. Some Americans are just too compacent with their cushy lives.
Well that's what generations of the greatest fortune-seekers and entrepreneurs fought to create, I suppose............
So I figure the US ain't the only place.
But there IS a certain "fu'ck the rest of the world" attitude that people have a justified love of parodying. Some Americans are just too compacent with their cushy lives.
Well that's what generations of the greatest fortune-seekers and entrepreneurs fought to create, I suppose............
MacAvoy
Banned
Anyone see where my Igloo went?
I think a camel flew in and took it for its nest.MacAvoy said:Anyone see where my Igloo went?
THose camels have such a nefarious love of ice-cream. ¬¬
Since we are posting videos that shows Americans as stupid....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg
Buttttt.... this one is in Vegas and hence you get stupid answers. Why don't some of these guys do the filming near MIT or Stanford or some other university? Then you can make the "average' American look like a genius.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg
Buttttt.... this one is in Vegas and hence you get stupid answers. Why don't some of these guys do the filming near MIT or Stanford or some other university? Then you can make the "average' American look like a genius.