"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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she thought Europe was a country...

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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In Motion said:
Its because of people like these that has gotten their America their idiot status.

And because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw
bullshit.

it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.

for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.

i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.

it's just propaganda.

i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:

the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.

the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.

the first video was edited to make americans look bad.

there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wallycleaver

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Michele said:
bullshit.

it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.

for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.

i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.

it's just propaganda.

i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:

the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.

the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.

the first video was edited to make americans look bad.

there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.

So somebody onlines says that he is from Russia and you believe them? Wow, you are an EASY mark for scammers. I was online once and met a guy from Gilligan's Island who hated Russia. Go figure.

BTW, war is war. If you don't think some soldiers kill dogs, rape, murder, and loot you are about as stupid and dumb as you can get. War makes men do some crazy **** that they would never do if they were back home sipping on some hot chocolate. Anybody who has actually been in a war zone knows what I am talking about.

Personally, I find the British to be much more ignorant than Americans.
 

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Michele said:
bullshit.

it's people going out and posting propaganda like that.

for some reason, people believe those small number of idiots (that appeared more than once in one video) represent 100% of americans.

i was on this teen forum trolling a bit and there was this guy from russia or the surrounding countries like that... who turned every topic into a american bash. he posted every single youtube video that he could find that had 4 people that he thought represented 100% of americans... to teenagers.

it's just propaganda.

i also saw two versions of a dog being shot by US soldiers in iraq. they both were the same video, except:

the first one had a dog being shot three times until it was killed... it made a yelping sound.

the second one had troops stopping to see what was wrong with a dog, it appeared to be wild/abandoned, and injured to the point it will die slowly. a soldier said they had to do something about it, so a different soldier shot it once and it didnt die... shot it again and it didn't die... and shot it till it was killed.

the first video was edited to make americans look bad.

there are stupid people EVERYWHERE. just like there are intelligent people everywhere. only the stupid people would believe such propaganda.
I said: its because of people LIKE this that America has gained their status from. I didnt say it was true, so no need to get you panties in a bunch.
 

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This is sad. Sad that people don't know what they are eating, sad they don't know anything about foreign countries.

However, I know people from outside the US who cannot locate America on a map and think that in Latin America they speak English.

So in short, ignorant people will always call others ignorant. It's in their nature.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Gubby

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I managed to get my mate in england to believe that china was right next to madrid.

So I figure the US ain't the only place.

But there IS a certain "fu'ck the rest of the world" attitude that people have a justified love of parodying. Some Americans are just too compacent with their cushy lives.

Well that's what generations of the greatest fortune-seekers and entrepreneurs fought to create, I suppose............
 

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MacAvoy said:
Anyone see where my Igloo went?
I think a camel flew in and took it for its nest.

THose camels have such a nefarious love of ice-cream. ¬¬
 

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Since we are posting videos that shows Americans as stupid....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg

Buttttt.... this one is in Vegas and hence you get stupid answers. Why don't some of these guys do the filming near MIT or Stanford or some other university? Then you can make the "average' American look like a genius.
 
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