Squy
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Like for instance someone told my sweetie he liked her voice. And she sent me an sms asking me if that makes me jealous?
What would you say?
What would you say?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She asks you about if you are jealous?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Belgium_Freak
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LOL man good one!
So pimp its scary
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I would say, "Who the ƒuck are you calling me jealous? And what the hell do I have to be jealous of, your just another one of those dumb replaceable b!tches. I got a pile of you back home...."
But most people wouldn't find that appropriate.
If you're dwelling on this shyte tho, you're probly more of a puss then you'd like to admit.
But most people wouldn't find that appropriate.
If you're dwelling on this shyte tho, you're probly more of a puss then you'd like to admit.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MindOverMatter
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My current gf asked me that before we started dating.
I told her no, but if a girl tries to test me and see whether or not I will get jealous eventually, I will walk away from the relationship. I don't get jealous, but at the same time, I don't tolerate disrespect. If a girl wants to act like a ditzy teenager, I will walk away and find myself a real woman.
I told her no, but if a girl tries to test me and see whether or not I will get jealous eventually, I will walk away from the relationship. I don't get jealous, but at the same time, I don't tolerate disrespect. If a girl wants to act like a ditzy teenager, I will walk away and find myself a real woman.
GirlCrazy
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Good one Caveman.
I would say something like:
"Naw I'm not the jealous type ... just ask any one of my other girlfriends."
or
"I don't have a jealous bone in my body ... does that mean it's a good time to tell you about the girl at work leaving notes on my desk?"
I would say something like:
"Naw I'm not the jealous type ... just ask any one of my other girlfriends."
or
"I don't have a jealous bone in my body ... does that mean it's a good time to tell you about the girl at work leaving notes on my desk?"
This is the perfect thing to say.
Your girl is testing you. If you tell her you dont get jealous, she will set out to try, to proove to herself how much you like her.
If you tell her your Jealous, you will come off as weak.
Cavemans, reply is perfect. Couldnt have thought of anything better myself.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Caveman's reply is PURE ****y & funny
gonna shamelessly steal that and add that to my repetoire..
gonna shamelessly steal that and add that to my repetoire..
biker_gixxer
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Def. a good reply. I might have said something like...
"I'm not jealous, you know where the good stuff is"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Kineti[C]harm
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"Show him what you can do with the rest of your throat baby"