Squy
Master Don Juan
Like for instance someone told my sweetie he liked her voice. And she sent me an sms asking me if that makes me jealous?
What would you say?
What would you say?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
She asks you about if you are jealous?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Belgium_Freak
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LOL man good one!
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
I would say, "Who the ƒuck are you calling me jealous? And what the hell do I have to be jealous of, your just another one of those dumb replaceable b!tches. I got a pile of you back home...."
But most people wouldn't find that appropriate.
If you're dwelling on this shyte tho, you're probly more of a puss then you'd like to admit.
But most people wouldn't find that appropriate.
If you're dwelling on this shyte tho, you're probly more of a puss then you'd like to admit.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MindOverMatter
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My current gf asked me that before we started dating.
I told her no, but if a girl tries to test me and see whether or not I will get jealous eventually, I will walk away from the relationship. I don't get jealous, but at the same time, I don't tolerate disrespect. If a girl wants to act like a ditzy teenager, I will walk away and find myself a real woman.
I told her no, but if a girl tries to test me and see whether or not I will get jealous eventually, I will walk away from the relationship. I don't get jealous, but at the same time, I don't tolerate disrespect. If a girl wants to act like a ditzy teenager, I will walk away and find myself a real woman.
GirlCrazy
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Good one Caveman.
I would say something like:
"Naw I'm not the jealous type ... just ask any one of my other girlfriends."
or
"I don't have a jealous bone in my body ... does that mean it's a good time to tell you about the girl at work leaving notes on my desk?"
I would say something like:
"Naw I'm not the jealous type ... just ask any one of my other girlfriends."
or
"I don't have a jealous bone in my body ... does that mean it's a good time to tell you about the girl at work leaving notes on my desk?"
This is the perfect thing to say.
Your girl is testing you. If you tell her you dont get jealous, she will set out to try, to proove to herself how much you like her.
If you tell her your Jealous, you will come off as weak.
Cavemans, reply is perfect. Couldnt have thought of anything better myself.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Caveman's reply is PURE ****y & funny
gonna shamelessly steal that and add that to my repetoire..
gonna shamelessly steal that and add that to my repetoire..
biker_gixxer
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Def. a good reply. I might have said something like...
"I'm not jealous, you know where the good stuff is"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Kineti[C]harm
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"Show him what you can do with the rest of your throat baby"