TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
I've never shaved my armpits, should men shave their pits? Just wondering?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shave your ballsacks, yes... but armpits?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
englishman
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yes, your boyfriends will thank you for it!:cheer:TheLadiesMan said:
squirrels
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I trim mine a little, especially if I'm at the pool or beach. Shave? No.
LOL this forum's getting as bad as the regular Discussion.
LOL this forum's getting as bad as the regular Discussion.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Vulpine
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I trim the armpits down. Big, crazy tufts of stank hair puffin' out is less than clean looking. Just clip it to about a 1/2". That way, it won't look alien or crazy bald.
TheLadiesMan
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thanks buds!
and I post on MM cuz all my homeboys are there.
and I post on MM cuz all my homeboys are there.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Reminds me of a joke about having someone in a headlock.
backbreaker
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yes I shave them.. i hate armpit hair. Down there? no where near as often
djSlvt
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Shave your arm pits. :yes:
Shave your arm pits. :yes:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Bible_Belt
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Electric trimmers are healthier in that they don't spread skin sores. If you have any skin problems at all, shaving makes it worse.
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Down there? Yes.
Armpits? I tried it once and it was irritating as hell for my arms. Never done it since. I used an electric shaver too. The only plus is that you'll require much less deodorance when you do it because you sweat a lot less. Still, it's not worth it in my opinion.
By the way, I never knew so many of you guys actually do it (even trimming).
Armpits? I tried it once and it was irritating as hell for my arms. Never done it since. I used an electric shaver too. The only plus is that you'll require much less deodorance when you do it because you sweat a lot less. Still, it's not worth it in my opinion.
By the way, I never knew so many of you guys actually do it (even trimming).
djSlvt
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Yea, once you do it once or twice there won't be no irritation. I shave like one a month. Not daily, or weekly.
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The emasculation of the American male. Pure and simple. The uglier, fatter, louder, less stylish, and more masculine American females become the softer and cuter the boys are. Look around if you are in America. Boys are better looking than girls.
You boys are copying the gay lifestyle. Think about it. I could give a damn, but I do feel that you guys are seriously pathetic.
You boys are copying the gay lifestyle. Think about it. I could give a damn, but I do feel that you guys are seriously pathetic.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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wait... shave... your... armpits?
that's gay as hell.
trimming is alright for private... but there's really NO NEED to shave...
maybe it's me and i dont have huge afros under my arms... but i have NEVER thought about touching my armpit hairs (well except for where i put my arm down and the hairs come out from the front/back... i cut those so they don't look weird with my shirt off-arms down).
that's gay as hell.
trimming is alright for private... but there's really NO NEED to shave...
maybe it's me and i dont have huge afros under my arms... but i have NEVER thought about touching my armpit hairs (well except for where i put my arm down and the hairs come out from the front/back... i cut those so they don't look weird with my shirt off-arms down).
djSlvt
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Shave everything, including your ass hole. That way you can experience the WHOLE thing about SEX. Not just lousy b1tch fvcking, but with brothers on the down low too. 
PeterNorthisawesome
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You obviously like getting a rimjob...and anal play, have you ever consider that your actually bisexual or gay? There's more than enough things you can do with your "b1tch" so thanks, but I like my hair cuz it's MASCULINE.djSlvt said:Shave everything, including your ass hole. That way you can experience the WHOLE thing about SEX. Not just lousy b1tch fvcking, but with brothers on the down low too.
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Gay my ass . . .
I shave my pits, sac, shoulders, back and dome. I had a Doctor buddy who explained that you sweat less with no hair. Absolutely fvcking true.
Mrs. K is appreciative because when she's laying down the love she has no worries about making a Dentist appointment for a haircut.
I shave my pits, sac, shoulders, back and dome. I had a Doctor buddy who explained that you sweat less with no hair. Absolutely fvcking true.
Mrs. K is appreciative because when she's laying down the love she has no worries about making a Dentist appointment for a haircut.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.