"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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shared saving account with gf????

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No way you want to do such a thing!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT!:eek: Also, Ill be opening up an account if any of you guys want to deposit money in their, i get all excited when i think about the future of me legally stealing your money. Go ahead and deposit it in ACC# 98324234972134

THANKS!
 

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crazy crazy crazy......I think this guy should invest in Danknuggs Financial Products..."We guarantee peace of mind while we rob you blind."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
I wonder whatever happened to this guy
this dude caved. they have a shared account. he's dumping $$$$ into it. she's yanking it out. his b@lls are gone. he rolled over and died.

he will be back here inside of a year asking "wa happun".
 

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was just reading thru the responses. this is about the funniest (sadest) post i've seen in quite a while, especially when loser2 tried to justify it (page 3).

THIS SHOULD GO IN THE BIBLE!!! under the section, What NOT To Do.
 
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