"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shared saving account with gf????

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No way you want to do such a thing!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If I was up your ass you'd know
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT!:eek: Also, Ill be opening up an account if any of you guys want to deposit money in their, i get all excited when i think about the future of me legally stealing your money. Go ahead and deposit it in ACC# 98324234972134

THANKS!
 

DankNuggs

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crazy crazy crazy......I think this guy should invest in Danknuggs Financial Products..."We guarantee peace of mind while we rob you blind."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TooColdUlrick

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
I wonder whatever happened to this guy
this dude caved. they have a shared account. he's dumping $$$$ into it. she's yanking it out. his b@lls are gone. he rolled over and died.

he will be back here inside of a year asking "wa happun".
 

TooColdUlrick

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was just reading thru the responses. this is about the funniest (sadest) post i've seen in quite a while, especially when loser2 tried to justify it (page 3).

THIS SHOULD GO IN THE BIBLE!!! under the section, What NOT To Do.
 
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