"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
shared saving account with gf????
- Thread starter loser2
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
Also, Ill be opening up an account if any of you guys want to deposit money in their, i get all excited when i think about the future of me legally stealing your money. Go ahead and deposit it in ACC# 98324234972134THANKS!
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
this dude caved. they have a shared account. he's dumping $$$$ into it. she's yanking it out. his b@lls are gone. he rolled over and died.
he will be back here inside of a year asking "wa happun".
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
THIS SHOULD GO IN THE BIBLE!!! under the section, What NOT To Do.