"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shakira and NBA Star Jimmy Butler Enjoy London Dinner Date

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Jimmy Butler, 31, an American professional basketball player, net worth $80,000,000 yearly salary $37,000,000, height 6’6, famous, one of the top players in the game. He has never married, 0 kids. He when on a date with Shakira, a 46 year old single mother of 2 pre-teenage sons. So is no longer fertile so she can’t get pregnant.


Now if Jimmy Butler goes on a date with a menopausal single mother of 2 small boys, how can Sosuave members get dates with average looking women fertile women In their mid 30s with 0 kids in hopes of creating a family?

Thoughts?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lololol at the last part. Some of you guys take this stuff way too seriously. It's very likely just for clout / to fulfill some fantasy (I would think mainly for Jimmy). It is Shakira after all, and she still looks kinda good for her age. My man Jimmy is gonna raw dog that **** without concern for pregnancy.
 

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Lololol at the last part. Some of you guys take this stuff way too seriously. It's very likely just for clout / to fulfill some fantasy (I would think mainly for Jimmy). It is Shakira after all, and she still looks kinda good for her age. My man Jimmy is gonna raw dog that **** without concern for pregnancy.
This.

First off all, people making these tgreads is actually a good thing. Because it murders the hardwired adagium that "30 is the wall". Nope cope. A woman can be 45 and still the hottest piece of azz Jimmy ever got..

Secondly, any Halle, Jenny, Shakira, Mila, is a status symbol -feck. I've never heard of this dude(European, only follow REAL sport lol) . Now I do. So he will benefit from her fame, she'll benefit from his "physical talents".

A win -win
 

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LOL!

Every one of you motherf**ker$ reading this would rather raw dog Shakira than sit in front your 84" smart TV playing Crash Bandicoot. Let's not kid ourselves.

If I played in the NBA and was worth 8 figures, I'd be piping out hot MILF's left, right, and center! Like I keep doing in chambers! Screenshot_20210618-195500_Facebook.jpg Screenshot_20200817-175048_Facebook.jpg Screenshot_20201120-224810_Gallery.jpg
 

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LOL!

Every one of you motherf**ker$ reading this would rather raw dog Shakira than sit in front your 84" smart TV playing Crash Bandicoot. Let's not kid ourselves.

If I played in the NBA and was worth 8 figures, I'd be piping out hot MILF's left, right, and center! Like I keep doing in chambers! View attachment 10570 View attachment 10572 View attachment 10573
It got gradually worse lol. From hb5 to 3 to 2..from bad taste to straight up puking.

But i agree with 70% you're saying..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jimmy Butler is just having fun. He got a model ass baby mama whos like a 8-10.. and can pull any girl he wants. I would def smash Shakira too, its like a token/badge of honor.
 

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This.

First off all, people making these tgreads is actually a good thing. Because it murders the hardwired adagium that "30 is the wall". Nope cope. A woman can be 45 and still the hottest piece of azz Jimmy ever got..

Secondly, any Halle, Jenny, Shakira, Mila, is a status symbol -feck. I've never heard of this dude(European, only follow REAL sport lol) . Now I do. So he will benefit from her fame, she'll benefit from his "physical talents".

A win -win
The great thing about soccer, if you lose both your arms you can still play.
 
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