"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Shakira and NBA Star Jimmy Butler Enjoy London Dinner Date

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Jimmy Butler, 31, an American professional basketball player, net worth $80,000,000 yearly salary $37,000,000, height 6’6, famous, one of the top players in the game. He has never married, 0 kids. He when on a date with Shakira, a 46 year old single mother of 2 pre-teenage sons. So is no longer fertile so she can’t get pregnant.


Now if Jimmy Butler goes on a date with a menopausal single mother of 2 small boys, how can Sosuave members get dates with average looking women fertile women In their mid 30s with 0 kids in hopes of creating a family?

Thoughts?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lololol at the last part. Some of you guys take this stuff way too seriously. It's very likely just for clout / to fulfill some fantasy (I would think mainly for Jimmy). It is Shakira after all, and she still looks kinda good for her age. My man Jimmy is gonna raw dog that **** without concern for pregnancy.
 

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Lololol at the last part. Some of you guys take this stuff way too seriously. It's very likely just for clout / to fulfill some fantasy (I would think mainly for Jimmy). It is Shakira after all, and she still looks kinda good for her age. My man Jimmy is gonna raw dog that **** without concern for pregnancy.
This.

First off all, people making these tgreads is actually a good thing. Because it murders the hardwired adagium that "30 is the wall". Nope cope. A woman can be 45 and still the hottest piece of azz Jimmy ever got..

Secondly, any Halle, Jenny, Shakira, Mila, is a status symbol -feck. I've never heard of this dude(European, only follow REAL sport lol) . Now I do. So he will benefit from her fame, she'll benefit from his "physical talents".

A win -win
 

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LOL!

Every one of you motherf**ker$ reading this would rather raw dog Shakira than sit in front your 84" smart TV playing Crash Bandicoot. Let's not kid ourselves.

If I played in the NBA and was worth 8 figures, I'd be piping out hot MILF's left, right, and center! Like I keep doing in chambers! Screenshot_20210618-195500_Facebook.jpg Screenshot_20200817-175048_Facebook.jpg Screenshot_20201120-224810_Gallery.jpg
 

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LOL!

Every one of you motherf**ker$ reading this would rather raw dog Shakira than sit in front your 84" smart TV playing Crash Bandicoot. Let's not kid ourselves.

If I played in the NBA and was worth 8 figures, I'd be piping out hot MILF's left, right, and center! Like I keep doing in chambers! View attachment 10570 View attachment 10572 View attachment 10573
It got gradually worse lol. From hb5 to 3 to 2..from bad taste to straight up puking.

But i agree with 70% you're saying..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jimmy Butler is just having fun. He got a model ass baby mama whos like a 8-10.. and can pull any girl he wants. I would def smash Shakira too, its like a token/badge of honor.
 

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This.

First off all, people making these tgreads is actually a good thing. Because it murders the hardwired adagium that "30 is the wall". Nope cope. A woman can be 45 and still the hottest piece of azz Jimmy ever got..

Secondly, any Halle, Jenny, Shakira, Mila, is a status symbol -feck. I've never heard of this dude(European, only follow REAL sport lol) . Now I do. So he will benefit from her fame, she'll benefit from his "physical talents".

A win -win
The great thing about soccer, if you lose both your arms you can still play.
 
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