"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i've been with my girlfriend for the last 5 months. 2 days ago i went to her house to make love to her (it was the first time for both, although her hymen has already broken, 'cuz of fingerin'). we've done almost everything together (bl0wjobs, handj0bs, eatin pu44y, 69...), besides penetration. i didn't know how to wear a condom properly (blame me), and i enrolled it before wearin' it... that's hard to explain... i mean: i put it on wrong:)
i tried to penetrate, but i could penetrate her just with the point of my penis, then it would slip out of her pu44y... is it just 'cuz i wore the condom in a wrong way or are there other problems? could it be because she was too wet? i was very scared out by an eventual pregnancy, so i kept my hand on the condom, as i felt it was about to sleep out? maybe this has influenced? i personally think it's all due to the fact that the condom was worn unproperly...
answers and advices are appreciated
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Most likely, your **** wasn't hard enough. Putting the condom on the right way helps too.
 
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i suppose u r right... i'm not at all embarassed by her... she always sees me naked... even the first time she saw my ****, i was proud of it, not embarassed. this time tho, i couldn't manage to keep it hard... some days ago, i tried puttin' the condom on (the wrong way) and it occurred like 5 minutes, 'cuz the d1ck always got soft... is it easier to keep it hard, if u wear the condom the proper way? thx
 
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Like trying to stick an oyster into a slot machine...:p

Sounds like she was too tight and you were too limp. As for the condom, roll it on... don't slide it on. Just relax next time, let your animal instincts take control.:cool:

BTW, isn't this a H&F question?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Re: Like trying to stick an oyster into a slot machine...:p

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
BTW, isn't this a H&F question?
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Spike_the_punch :)p ), since he isn't asking if he has an STD or a syptom of something, then no. He is asking about the actual act of sex.
 
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you went limp cause you have been spending too much time studying for the SAT. All that studying can make your **** go numb ;)
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Delicious
you went limp cause you have been spending too much time studying for the SAT. All that studying can make your **** go numb ;)
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The guy is from ITALY!! I guess geography isn't studied on the SATs where you live... :p
 
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Originally posted by Engetsu
The guy is from ITALY!! I guess geography isn't studied on the SATs where you live... :p
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Dude's still studying for the SAT though.
 
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delicious and casanova are right, they are referrin' to the last thread i posted:)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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