"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i've been with my girlfriend for the last 5 months. 2 days ago i went to her house to make love to her (it was the first time for both, although her hymen has already broken, 'cuz of fingerin'). we've done almost everything together (bl0wjobs, handj0bs, eatin pu44y, 69...), besides penetration. i didn't know how to wear a condom properly (blame me), and i enrolled it before wearin' it... that's hard to explain... i mean: i put it on wrong:)
i tried to penetrate, but i could penetrate her just with the point of my penis, then it would slip out of her pu44y... is it just 'cuz i wore the condom in a wrong way or are there other problems? could it be because she was too wet? i was very scared out by an eventual pregnancy, so i kept my hand on the condom, as i felt it was about to sleep out? maybe this has influenced? i personally think it's all due to the fact that the condom was worn unproperly...
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Most likely, your **** wasn't hard enough. Putting the condom on the right way helps too.
 
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i suppose u r right... i'm not at all embarassed by her... she always sees me naked... even the first time she saw my ****, i was proud of it, not embarassed. this time tho, i couldn't manage to keep it hard... some days ago, i tried puttin' the condom on (the wrong way) and it occurred like 5 minutes, 'cuz the d1ck always got soft... is it easier to keep it hard, if u wear the condom the proper way? thx
 
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Like trying to stick an oyster into a slot machine...:p

Sounds like she was too tight and you were too limp. As for the condom, roll it on... don't slide it on. Just relax next time, let your animal instincts take control.:cool:

BTW, isn't this a H&F question?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Re: Like trying to stick an oyster into a slot machine...:p

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
BTW, isn't this a H&F question?
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Spike_the_punch :)p ), since he isn't asking if he has an STD or a syptom of something, then no. He is asking about the actual act of sex.
 
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you went limp cause you have been spending too much time studying for the SAT. All that studying can make your **** go numb ;)
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Delicious
you went limp cause you have been spending too much time studying for the SAT. All that studying can make your **** go numb ;)
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The guy is from ITALY!! I guess geography isn't studied on the SATs where you live... :p
 
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Originally posted by Engetsu
The guy is from ITALY!! I guess geography isn't studied on the SATs where you live... :p
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Dude's still studying for the SAT though.
 
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delicious and casanova are right, they are referrin' to the last thread i posted:)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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