"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey does anyone remember that Seinfeld episode where George is having sex with this girl, and he wrote down crib notes on his hand for a sex move?

I just saw it at work today, it was absolute funny, especially the expression that women gives him when she sees it.

Girl: "Crib notes? You used crib notes??? I'm leaving!"
George: "Well it's not like this is the SATs!"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I remember when I was watching American Pie, I would pause the DVD, and try to zoom in and figure out what was written on those pages in the "Holy book of sex secrets"

God damn Tara was hot in that movie
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
It's not that hard to remember either, as long as you get that counterclockwise swirl at the end!
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I prefer using the pinch :D.

Yeah most women wouldn't approve crib notes as much as they wouldn't approve that you visit a site called sosuave to help you improve your game.

Girl: What is this website sosuave?? oh my gawed you used the 'gunwitch method' on me!!??? and then you made my cry and suck your d1ck like Player_supreme did??? I am leaving!!!
 
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Oxide said:
I remember when I was watching American Pie, I would pause the DVD, and try to zoom in and figure out what was written on those pages in the "Holy book of sex secrets"

God damn Tara was hot in that movie
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Remember where that book was hidden in the library?

Under the section marked "fluid dynamics".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DJDamage said:
I prefer using the pinch :D.

Yeah most women wouldn't approve crib notes as much as they wouldn't approve that you visit a site called sosuave to help you improve your game.

Girl: What is this website sosuave?? oh my gawed you used the 'gunwitch method' on me!!??? and then you made my cry and suck your d1ck like Player_supreme did??? I am leaving!!!
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^^yeah I always wonder about that. That would look pretty bad if a chick found out about that s.hit.
 
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I've done it once too, wrote some general techniques my friend told me about in bed. I basically wrote a bunch of sex techniques on my arm, but the ink smeared and I ended up with a blue arm instead.

Man, I really miss those first few times of sex, when everything was so mysterious and scary!
 
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