"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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diplomatic_lies

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Hey does anyone remember that Seinfeld episode where George is having sex with this girl, and he wrote down crib notes on his hand for a sex move?

I just saw it at work today, it was absolute funny, especially the expression that women gives him when she sees it.

Girl: "Crib notes? You used crib notes??? I'm leaving!"
George: "Well it's not like this is the SATs!"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I remember when I was watching American Pie, I would pause the DVD, and try to zoom in and figure out what was written on those pages in the "Holy book of sex secrets"

God damn Tara was hot in that movie
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
It's not that hard to remember either, as long as you get that counterclockwise swirl at the end!
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I prefer using the pinch :D.

Yeah most women wouldn't approve crib notes as much as they wouldn't approve that you visit a site called sosuave to help you improve your game.

Girl: What is this website sosuave?? oh my gawed you used the 'gunwitch method' on me!!??? and then you made my cry and suck your d1ck like Player_supreme did??? I am leaving!!!
 
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Oxide said:
I remember when I was watching American Pie, I would pause the DVD, and try to zoom in and figure out what was written on those pages in the "Holy book of sex secrets"

God damn Tara was hot in that movie
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Remember where that book was hidden in the library?

Under the section marked "fluid dynamics".
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage said:
I prefer using the pinch :D.

Yeah most women wouldn't approve crib notes as much as they wouldn't approve that you visit a site called sosuave to help you improve your game.

Girl: What is this website sosuave?? oh my gawed you used the 'gunwitch method' on me!!??? and then you made my cry and suck your d1ck like Player_supreme did??? I am leaving!!!
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^^yeah I always wonder about that. That would look pretty bad if a chick found out about that s.hit.
 
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I've done it once too, wrote some general techniques my friend told me about in bed. I basically wrote a bunch of sex techniques on my arm, but the ink smeared and I ended up with a blue arm instead.

Man, I really miss those first few times of sex, when everything was so mysterious and scary!
 
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